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tiny.ag/fqtnyvtw  ·  submitted 2011 by RBL3HMAN11101909

There are some answers for which there are no questions.

Prem Rawat, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/0cpfwqrz  ·  submitted 2011

Build the barn before building your house

Ruth Townsend Lehman, University of Chicago, circa 1925; Ohio State University, circa 1941-1958, in Success and Failure and Wealth and Poverty

tiny.ag/41qbzfas  ·  submitted 2011 by Ellen Krut

Men should be subjected to limited amount of information. Just enough to let them know enough...

Ellen Krut, in Men and Women

tiny.ag/rwzfnci5  ·  submitted 2011

Hey fuck you buddy!

The Fredster

tiny.ag/hlr6spff  ·  submitted 2011

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late.

Benjamin Franklin, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/wtnp3foz  ·  submitted 2011

Two heads are better than one, even if one's a cabbage. ---Sam Cohn

Harlee Cohn Mahmet, in Success and Failure and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/sxrwmk7c  ·  submitted 2011 by jibandiya

Children are a joy for ever if they are fathered by others.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/jajh2f97  ·  submitted 2011 by jibandiya

Every child is a bundle of joy until the bundle starts unwrapping.

Dipak Sen Gupta, in Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/qtr2lhos  ·  submitted 2011 by Blow

I'm a pussy, I am what I eat.

Yo Momma, Once again, blow me.

tiny.ag/urtxpskd  ·  submitted 2011 by Blow

When in doubt, smack a bitch.

Blow Me, Blow Me

tiny.ag/qaxebusc  ·  submitted 2011 by Mr. Potatohead

I'm not a complete idiot, I'm missing a toe.

ls, my own

tiny.ag/oylgnaqj  ·  submitted 2011 by Mr. Potatohead

A gentleman never strikes a woman without good reason.

not sure

tiny.ag/q9h2hw7e  ·  submitted 2011 by peter

Some people say I'm afraid of conflicts. I disagree but don't dare contradict them.

Peter Wastholm, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/ynhjlrw7  ·  submitted 2011

The fool thinks himself to be a wise man, but the wise man knows him to be a fool.

Charlie Creamslice

tiny.ag/o6cszxhb  ·  submitted 2011 by NebbioloKid

You can't eat
your cake and
have it too with
one tuchis.

NebbioloKid, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/usieu0qp  ·  submitted 2011 by NebbioloKid

Half an answer is a bit
like half an ostrich, and sillier
than a goose stuffed
with shovels.

NebbioloKid, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/belfz6hd  ·  submitted 2011 by NebbioloKid

Guilt is a lot
like
sweat pants.

NebbioloKid, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/g32jvht4  ·  submitted 2011 by NebbioloKid

Come what may the reason
it's called "common" sense
is because there's nothing
at all special about it.

NebbioloKid, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/nbikecky  ·  submitted 2011 by NebbioloKid

The shortest distance between two
lines is a straight
point.

n, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/f4wsncba  ·  submitted 2011

Whatever isvv begun in anger ends in shame.

Benjamin Franklin, in Wisdom and Ignorance

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