Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
2761–2780 (6457)
tiny.ag/o6cszxhb · submitted 2011 by NebbioloKid
You can't eat
your cake and
have it too with
one tuchis.
tiny.ag/usieu0qp · submitted 2011 by NebbioloKid
Half an answer is a bit
like half an ostrich, and sillier
than a goose stuffed
with shovels.
tiny.ag/belfz6hd · submitted 2011 by NebbioloKid
Guilt is a lot
like
sweat pants.
tiny.ag/g32jvht4 · submitted 2011 by NebbioloKid
Come what may the reason
it's called "common" sense
is because there's nothing
at all special about it.
tiny.ag/nbikecky · submitted 2011 by NebbioloKid
The shortest distance between two
lines is a straight
point.
n, in Life and Death
tiny.ag/f4wsncba · submitted 2011
Whatever isvv begun in anger ends in shame.
tiny.ag/pnocnljz · submitted 2011
"A Drowning Man Sinks his Friends"
Kyle Cullum, in Happiness and Misery and Success and Failure
tiny.ag/kawnt0h5 · submitted 2011 by jibandiya
As you grow older, you have more and more things to talk about and less and less people to talk to.
tiny.ag/k2rbvzmo · submitted 2011
Why try, if not for a finer life ?
Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths
tiny.ag/yfm95siw · submitted 2011
Hate can motivate, but not as much as love.
Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths
tiny.ag/kqjpbwkl · submitted 2011
One can't rely on anything in life, if not one's own mind.
Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths
tiny.ag/ufeizw1g · submitted 2011
What's more real, than once done, it's a done deal ?
Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths
tiny.ag/ag4kpcdk · submitted 2011
There's no need to plead for what should be free.
Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths
tiny.ag/pl4kzoca · submitted 2011
By having faith in reason, what may believed, at least, has a possibility.
Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths
tiny.ag/lsnzfeyg · submitted 2011
If we keep putting things off until tomorrow, they never show.
Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths
tiny.ag/dfs1ayob · submitted 2011
Give in to someone's every whim and they'll expect it (over and over) again.
Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths
tiny.ag/mifavsbw · submitted 2011
Where trust goes, love follows.
Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths
tiny.ag/zh3udsoi · submitted 2011
Neglect respect and you may lose yourself a friend.
Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths
tiny.ag/4qktjpxg · submitted 2011
No stronger bond, than that of love.
Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths
tiny.ag/ldxxg3rk · submitted 2011
Speak out of turn and we may not get heard.
Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths
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