Aphorism of the Day
This is an archive of every Aphorim of the Day since 2012.
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1780–1789 (1815)
2010-12-05
tiny.ag/1txkpoby · submitted 1997
Were there no women, men might live like gods.
2010-11-21
tiny.ag/pjkyl6oi · submitted 1997
An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.
2010-11-10
tiny.ag/tnwmsadk · submitted 1997
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
2010-11-03
tiny.ag/1wskdikh · submitted 1997
Plato was a bore.
2010-10-16
tiny.ag/ihlpkath · submitted 1997
Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent.
2010-08-31
tiny.ag/dyq1q946 · submitted 1997
If you give me six lines written by the most honest man, I will find something in them to hang him.
2010-08-05
tiny.ag/gam5ctee · submitted 1997
If it weren't for lawyers, we wouldn't need them.
2010-07-14
tiny.ag/d1etleqn · submitted 1999
It is not the bad times on which we should dwell, it is only poison to the mind and soul. We shall rise up after we fall, and continue to go on -- dwelling on the good, high-spirited times of our lives.
2010-06-20
tiny.ag/kzayik2y · submitted 1997
Associate yourself with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation, for 'tis better to be alone than in bad company.
2010-05-26
tiny.ag/xw6wlcfo · submitted 1997
Life's a bitch, and life's got lots of sisters.
1780–1789 (1815)