Aphorism of the Day
This is an archive of every Aphorim of the Day since 2012.
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1764–1773 (1815)
2011-05-14
tiny.ag/mu8iz5pd · submitted 1997
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
2011-05-12
tiny.ag/c6jkeq5x · submitted 1997
I don't necessarily agree with everything I say.
2011-04-20
tiny.ag/cclvohiw · submitted 1997
Data without generalization is just gossip.
2011-04-17
tiny.ag/ckjtcepm · submitted 1998
If only bad habits could be broken as easily as hearts!
Christopher Spranger, The Effort to Fall, in Love and Hate and Vice and Virtue
2011-03-23
tiny.ag/oeren2sf · submitted 1997
The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of.
2011-03-18
tiny.ag/eoiuzgcy · submitted 1997
The surest way of having something done is to forbid your kids to do it.
2011-03-14
tiny.ag/j4ksifbx · submitted 1997
It is always easier to believe than to deny. Our minds are naturally affirmative.
2011-02-24
tiny.ag/zsldl2jb · submitted 1997
When you've seen one nuclear war, you've seen them all.
Unknown, in War and Peace
2011-02-18
tiny.ag/jcg8ibwt · submitted 1997
Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
2011-02-17
tiny.ag/zckhxjq9 · submitted 1997
We are all serving a life sentence, and good behaviour is our only hope for a pardon.
1764–1773 (1815)