Aphorism of the Day
This is an archive of every Aphorim of the Day since 2012.
Every single day, a very sophisticated computer running state of the art software carefully picks an aphorism from the collection and sends it out to all the nice people who have subscribed to the Aphorism of the Day. If you want to be one of these nice people, create a user profile and start a subscription.
1681–1690 (1788)
2012-07-04
tiny.ag/74zlcnif · ★★☆☆ Fair (128 ratings) · submitted 1997
Don't die until you're dead.
2012-06-11
tiny.ag/26gdqtzf · ★★☆☆ Fair (149 ratings) · submitted 1997
If you don't believe in something, you'll fall for anything.
2012-06-06
tiny.ag/ptfjij1z · ★★☆☆ Fair (61 ratings) · submitted 1997
Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
2012-06-03
tiny.ag/vz7rfskt · ★★☆☆ Fair (460 ratings) · submitted 1997
Wine is bottled poetry.
2012-05-24
tiny.ag/eh4xjmzt · ★★☆☆ Fair (188 ratings) · submitted 1997
Love thy neighbor as thyself, but choose your neighborhood.
2012-05-22
tiny.ag/mdjkyeno · ★★☆☆ Fair (242 ratings) · submitted 1997
When spider webs unite, they can tie up a lion.
Unknown, (Ethiopian proverb), in Work and Recreation
2012-05-21
tiny.ag/gvfo9jw1 · ★★☆☆ Fair (547 ratings) · submitted 1997
Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know.
2012-05-17
tiny.ag/jcmxo4ir · ★★☆☆ Fair (171 ratings) · submitted 1997
If there is anything better than being loved, it's loving.
Unknown, in Love and Hate
2012-05-13
tiny.ag/odgzoipj · ★★☆☆ Fair (17 ratings) · submitted 1997
Boob's Law: You always find something in the last place you look.
2012-05-11
tiny.ag/asecpbyl · ★★☆☆ Fair (76 ratings) · submitted 1997
A cynic is a person searching for an honest man, with a stolen lantern.
1681–1690 (1788)