Aphorism of the Day
This is an archive of every Aphorim of the Day since 2012.
Every single day, a very sophisticated computer running state of the art software carefully picks an aphorism from the collection and sends it out to all the nice people who have subscribed to the Aphorism of the Day. If you want to be one of these nice people, create a user profile and start a subscription.
1670–1679 (1815)
2015-05-20
tiny.ag/jlevctud · submitted 1997
Thought precedes action, action does not always precede thought.
2015-05-17
tiny.ag/aoh5h6tb · submitted 1999
Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes.
P. J. O'Rourke, All the Trouble in the World, in Altruism and Cynicism and Work and Recreation
2015-05-16
tiny.ag/mvs5tcpe · submitted 1997
Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves for we shall never cease to be amused.
2015-05-12
tiny.ag/qy4zssfi · submitted 1997
To educate a man in mind and not in morals is to educate a menace to society.
2015-05-03
tiny.ag/e9i2oof8 · submitted 1997
No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys.
2015-05-02
tiny.ag/4gnwlaf8 · submitted 1997
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
2015-04-28
tiny.ag/oxnkf52j · submitted 1997
All probabilities are 50%. Either a thing will happen or it won't.
2015-04-25
tiny.ag/auqhpii7 · submitted 1997
A person who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal.
2015-04-23
tiny.ag/cwprmiyl · submitted 1997
As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.
2015-04-15
tiny.ag/vpdlcnc4 · submitted 1997
Nothing ventured, nothing gained -- but if everything is ventured, and still nothing gained, give up and venture elsewhere.
1670–1679 (1815)