Aphorism of the Day
This is an archive of every Aphorim of the Day since 2012.
Every single day, a very sophisticated computer running state of the art software carefully picks an aphorism from the collection and sends it out to all the nice people who have subscribed to the Aphorism of the Day. If you want to be one of these nice people, create a user profile and start a subscription.
1620–1629 (1815)
2016-01-31
tiny.ag/ls0zmykb · submitted 1997 by Mark Dawson
However hot the water is, the fire still goes out.
2016-01-25
tiny.ag/q7oo4vdf · submitted 1997
He who opens a school door, closes a prison.
2016-01-24
tiny.ag/hmdnaus7 · submitted 1997
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
2016-01-22
tiny.ag/vv4beyfe · submitted 1997
All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.
Ashleigh Brilliant, Brilliant Thoughts (copyright info: www.ashleighbrilliant.com), in Success and Failure
2016-01-10
tiny.ag/pyitdvns · submitted 1997
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
2016-01-09
tiny.ag/zpdgt5p3 · submitted 1997
The secret to life is that there is no secret.
2015-12-31
tiny.ag/wmcjiaqo · submitted 1999
Learn from the past. Look to the future. Live in the present.
2015-12-20
tiny.ag/ugcdh8oe · submitted 1997
You may only have two of the three choices: (1) Enjoy your job. (2)Work within the law. (3)Make lots of money.
2015-12-06
tiny.ag/fkuqm4vt · submitted 1997
She had a pretty gift for quotation, which is a serviceable substitute for wit.
2015-11-22
tiny.ag/uy8bic2x · submitted 1997
I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.
1620–1629 (1815)