Aphorism of the Day
This is an archive of every Aphorim of the Day since 2012.
Every single day, a very sophisticated computer running state of the art software carefully picks an aphorism from the collection and sends it out to all the nice people who have subscribed to the Aphorism of the Day. If you want to be one of these nice people, create a user profile and start a subscription.
1600–1609 (1815)
2016-05-10
tiny.ag/3klonk4i · submitted 1997
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
2016-05-08
tiny.ag/axfjdopk · submitted 1997
First rule of Economics 101: our desires are insatiable. Second rule: we can stomach only three Big Macs at a time.
2016-05-02
tiny.ag/dccyeyhv · submitted 1997
A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares.
2016-04-28
tiny.ag/kgx6jecr · submitted 1997
Jesus died for your sins. Make it worth his time.
2016-04-23
tiny.ag/yuvqmpjc · submitted 1997
Men make history, and not the other way around. In periods where there is no leadership, society stands still. Progress occurs when courageous, skillful leaders seize the opportunity to change things for the better.
2016-04-20
tiny.ag/0fbye8uj · submitted 1997
Beat your own and others will fear you.
Unknown, (Russian proverb), in Altruism and Cynicism
2016-04-12
tiny.ag/30roecxw · submitted 1997
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
2016-04-09
tiny.ag/koyyq54r · submitted 1997
If you love your job, you will never have to work another day in your life.
2016-04-02
tiny.ag/s6cusegk · submitted 1997
So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence.
2016-03-29
tiny.ag/st9mqgf5 · submitted 1997
College isn't the place to go for ideas.
1600–1609 (1815)