Aphorism of the Day
This is an archive of every Aphorim of the Day since 2012.
Every single day, a very sophisticated computer running state of the art software carefully picks an aphorism from the collection and sends it out to all the nice people who have subscribed to the Aphorism of the Day. If you want to be one of these nice people, create a user profile and start a subscription.
1595–1604 (1833)
2017-01-05
tiny.ag/x9edjshw · submitted 1997
Love will make you forget time, and time will make you forget love.
Unknown, in Love and Hate
2017-01-04
tiny.ag/h3ssnixk · submitted 1997
Happiness in the present is only shattered by comparison with the past.
2016-12-30
tiny.ag/fg9hhljz · submitted 1997
Two things I cannot understand: myself and others.
2016-12-24
tiny.ag/skqow6n0 · submitted 1997
Ask yourself whether you are happy, and you will cease to be so.
2016-12-12
tiny.ag/usy6fzdr · submitted 1997
I want to know the thoughts of God. Everything else is just details.
2016-12-01
tiny.ag/ncueqfib · submitted 1997
Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.
2016-11-25
tiny.ag/f65xdmkd · submitted 1997
You are not what you think you are, you are not what they think you are, but you could be what you think they think you are.
2016-11-18
tiny.ag/2lhdnopk · submitted 1997
No man can get through me but through my act.
2016-11-15
tiny.ag/1make2qd · submitted 1997
2016-11-12
tiny.ag/7ulsmjob · submitted 1997
I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
1595–1604 (1833)