Aphorism of the Day
This is an archive of every Aphorim of the Day since 2012.
Every single day, a very sophisticated computer running state of the art software carefully picks an aphorism from the collection and sends it out to all the nice people who have subscribed to the Aphorism of the Day. If you want to be one of these nice people, create a user profile and start a subscription.
1525–1534 (1833)
2017-12-03
tiny.ag/sp9ytcxh · submitted 1997
Vote: The instrument and symbol of a free man's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, in Law and Politics
2017-11-30
tiny.ag/dozch5ts · submitted 1997
Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck.
2017-11-29
tiny.ag/zoq7mjnx · submitted 1997
Never make anything simple and efficient when a way can be found to make it complex and wonderful.
2017-11-26
tiny.ag/vepzdy0d · submitted 1997
He who has the courage to laugh is almost as much a master of the world as he who is ready to die.
2017-11-20
tiny.ag/uhmdmobz · submitted 1997
As you ramble on through life, brother, whatever be your goal: keep your eyes upon the donut, and not upon the hole!
2017-11-18
tiny.ag/xu5z217a · submitted 1997
What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
2017-11-17
tiny.ag/5lwhiz1c · submitted 1997
We come and go just like ripples in a stream.
2017-11-11
tiny.ag/myqpc8fj · submitted 1998 by Mindy Romero
Don't do whatever you like -- like whatever you do.
2017-11-06
tiny.ag/hcgfyxv9 · submitted 1997
A .44 magnum beats four aces.
2017-11-01
tiny.ag/eccda2wq · submitted 1997
To err is human, to forgive divine.
Alexander Pope, An Essay on Criticism, in Vice and Virtue
1525–1534 (1833)