Aphorism of the Day
This is an archive of every Aphorim of the Day since 2012.
Every single day, a very sophisticated computer running state of the art software carefully picks an aphorism from the collection and sends it out to all the nice people who have subscribed to the Aphorism of the Day. If you want to be one of these nice people, create a user profile and start a subscription.
1522–1531 (1833)
2018-01-04
tiny.ag/ctd7inn0 · submitted 1997
I got a simple rule about everybody. If you don't treat me right, shame on you.
2017-12-24
tiny.ag/fjmqiepc · submitted 1997
Smile, it's better than a poke in the eye.
2017-12-16
tiny.ag/ckgbheun · submitted 1997
If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you -- but if you really make them think they'll hate you.
2017-12-13
tiny.ag/wultb9vd · submitted 1997
Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well pleases.
2017-12-12
tiny.ag/4vs8cciz · submitted 1997
Remember, to them it is us who are the enemy.
2017-12-09
tiny.ag/kge2ejcq · submitted 1997
It is seldom that liberty of any kind is lost all at once.
2017-12-04
tiny.ag/v1hbaimf · submitted 1997
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do.
2017-12-03
tiny.ag/sp9ytcxh · submitted 1997
Vote: The instrument and symbol of a free man's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, in Law and Politics
2017-11-30
tiny.ag/dozch5ts · submitted 1997
Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck.
2017-11-29
tiny.ag/zoq7mjnx · submitted 1997
Never make anything simple and efficient when a way can be found to make it complex and wonderful.
1522–1531 (1833)