Aphorism of the Day
This is an archive of every Aphorim of the Day since 2012.
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1522–1531 (1833)
2017-12-13
tiny.ag/wultb9vd · submitted 1997
Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well pleases.
2017-12-12
tiny.ag/4vs8cciz · submitted 1997
Remember, to them it is us who are the enemy.
2017-12-09
tiny.ag/kge2ejcq · submitted 1997
It is seldom that liberty of any kind is lost all at once.
2017-12-04
tiny.ag/v1hbaimf · submitted 1997
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do.
2017-12-03
tiny.ag/sp9ytcxh · submitted 1997
Vote: The instrument and symbol of a free man's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, in Law and Politics
2017-11-30
tiny.ag/dozch5ts · submitted 1997
Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck.
2017-11-29
tiny.ag/zoq7mjnx · submitted 1997
Never make anything simple and efficient when a way can be found to make it complex and wonderful.
2017-11-26
tiny.ag/vepzdy0d · submitted 1997
He who has the courage to laugh is almost as much a master of the world as he who is ready to die.
2017-11-20
tiny.ag/uhmdmobz · submitted 1997
As you ramble on through life, brother, whatever be your goal: keep your eyes upon the donut, and not upon the hole!
2017-11-18
tiny.ag/xu5z217a · submitted 1997
What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
1522–1531 (1833)