Aphorism of the Day
This is an archive of every Aphorim of the Day since 2012.
Every single day, a very sophisticated computer running state of the art software carefully picks an aphorism from the collection and sends it out to all the nice people who have subscribed to the Aphorism of the Day. If you want to be one of these nice people, create a user profile and start a subscription.
1405–1414 (1833)
2019-02-12
tiny.ag/psiwplgd · submitted 1997
I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.
2019-02-08
tiny.ag/yjcobkfn · submitted 1997
No one gets too old to learn a new way of being stupid.
2019-02-06
tiny.ag/lkwaonin · submitted 1997
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
2019-02-03
tiny.ag/f0cqgbjg · submitted 1997
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
2019-01-31
tiny.ag/p7nfwxgq · submitted 1997
Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.
2019-01-30
tiny.ag/ua3yjc0t · submitted 1999
It is the ordinary women that know something about love. The gorgeous ones are too busy being gorgeous.
2019-01-28
tiny.ag/mnlokyg7 · submitted 1997
Learn not only to find what you like, learn to like what you find.
Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book, in Happiness and Misery
2019-01-27
tiny.ag/6kpvlbo7 · submitted 1999
Picasso is a communist. Neither am I.
2019-01-26
tiny.ag/kiehwrll · submitted 1997
We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
2019-01-21
tiny.ag/gdmyudjb · submitted 1997
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give up because by that time I was too famous.
1405–1414 (1833)