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Holt's Law: All jobs are easy to the person who doesn't have to do them.

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Horngren's Observation: Among economists, the real world is often a special case.

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However hot the water is, the fire still goes out.

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Hypocrisy is the vaseline of social intercourse.

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I am so evil that heaven won't take me and hell is afraid I'll take over.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

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I wish I were what I was when I wanted to be what I am now.

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George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but he also admitted doing it. Now, do you know why his father didn't punish him? Because George still had the axe in his hand.

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Give a man a fish and he'll ask for a lemon. Teach a man to fish and he'll leave work early on Friday.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.

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God gives every bird his worm, but he doesn't throw it into the nest.

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God gives the nuts, but he doesn't crack them.

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Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.

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Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

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Everyone smiles in the same language.

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Everything is controlled by a small evil group to which, unfortunately, no one we know belongs.

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Everything you do or say is public relations.

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Experience is often what you get when you were expecting something else.

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Experience is the worst teacher. It always gives the test first and the instruction afterwards.

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Fairy tales: Horror stories for children to get them used to reality.

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