Unknown

The early bird catches the worm.

Unknown, in Work and Recreation

The easiest way to figure the cost of living is to take your income and add ten percent.

Unknown, in Wealth and Poverty

The future belongs to those who dare.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

The greatest thing man can create is himself.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

The last time you failed, did you stop trying because you failed -- or did you fail because you stopped trying?

Unknown, in Success and Failure

The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Live to learn... forget... and learn again.

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

Katz' Law: Man and nations will act rationally when all other possibilities have been exhausted.

Unknown, in War and Peace

Kinky is using a feather, perverted is using the whole chicken.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue

Laugh at your problems; everybody else does.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.

Unknown, in Happiness and Misery

Law of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

Let your heart guide you. It whispers, so listen closely.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue

Liberty is the right to choose. Freedom is the result of the right choice.

Unknown, in Law and Politics

Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe.

Unknown, (old family saying from Ireland), in Altruism and Cynicism

Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted before.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

Unknown, in Love and Hate