Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
5061–5080 (5848)
tiny.ag/gtijcw6k · submitted 2003
Wit, intelligence, beauty and charm are each such powerful weapons in the battle of the sexes, that fate has wisely chosen to arm very few women with all four.
tiny.ag/rjcdtg7j · submitted 2003
As soon as you're born you start dying, so you might as well have a good time.
Cake, "Sheep Go To Heaven"
tiny.ag/0sdwugqo · submitted 2003
The more you know, the more you know the less you know.
tiny.ag/fymen2jz · submitted 2003
Don't feel like you're making progress just because you're moving foward.
H. R. Matthews, Kentucky farmer
tiny.ag/egz8by7r · submitted 2003
Stepping over dimes to pick up dollars will soon lose the bank.
tiny.ag/g0pdin1w · submitted 2003
Humor and Spirituality were created by humans in order to reconcile themselves to the fact that life is not fair!
tiny.ag/ubil3uf0 · submitted 2003
You cannot steal what is freely given away.
tiny.ag/tivkrsjc · submitted 2003
Don't borrow Trouble, the interest is too damn high!
tiny.ag/ylh93zpb · submitted 2003
I have walked in the shoes of many; Yet, never have i gained knowlege, being Poor sucks!
Erin-R-Smith, email - l2l4u@yahoo.com
tiny.ag/4laumots · submitted 2003
If Society sets the Standard for "Normal," why is that so many things have been invented by "crazy people!" People once considered to be "out of there Minds", Now heros never to be forgotten.
Erin-R-Smith, l2l4u@yahoo.com
tiny.ag/nrc6ed0i · submitted 2003
Destination Unknown; Phrase used to discribe the map of how I got where I am now.
Erin-R-Smith, l2l4u@yahoo.com
tiny.ag/hlyka4rp · submitted 2003
Through Jealousy comes,Rage. Through Rage comes, Hatred. Through Hatred comes the worst of all, Lonliness!
Erin-R-Smith, l2l4u@yahoo.com
tiny.ag/egkkt4up · submitted 2003
Love is like the Rage of a Beast, eager to be released from the confinements of ones soul.
Erin-R-Smith, l2l4u@yahoo.com
tiny.ag/twpvnkih · submitted 2003
Hubris: A term coined by those with nothing to be proud of, and everything to envy.
tiny.ag/bbuexmyn · submitted 2003
Heaven is to the world, as the world is to the womb...
Romayne, Personal insight
tiny.ag/wcdimint · submitted 2003
Life is a tapestry - each second a thread the culmination of which produce a picture only God can see from the top - we see the underside of meaningless, busy and chaotic threads - Trust His viewpoint and let Him decide what thread to place where and when! One day He'll show you the finished picture :-)
tiny.ag/sabngmej · submitted 2003
The serious threat to our democracy is not the existence of foreign totalitarian states. It is the existence within our own personal attitudes and within our own institutions of conditions which have given a victory to external authority, discipline, uniformity and dependence upon The Leader in foreign countries. The battlefield is also accordingly here - within ourselves and our institutions.
John Dewey, from "freedom and Culture", 1940
tiny.ag/uoqkmwrh · submitted 2003
Never drink any alcoholic beverage that has a picture of a pirate on the label.
Unknown, From personal experience
tiny.ag/zl3gdrwc · submitted 2003
If you could see the you that I see
When I see you seeing me
You'd see yourself so differently
Believe me
Henry Rollins, From the song Low Self Opinion
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