Aphorisms Galore!

Submissions

These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

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tiny.ag/m2gj9sdw  ·  submitted 2003

Leftists cannot tell the difference between an idea that is CENSORED, and an idea that is UNPOPULAR.

RHJunior

tiny.ag/ikxblvli  ·  submitted 2003

Friends are more likely to stick with you if you abuse them after you have become an asset to them.

Anna Johnson

tiny.ag/yukloxdo  ·  submitted 2003

Humor is the only solvent of terror and tension.

Lord Boothby, quoted by James Thurber, Lanterns&Lances

tiny.ag/phlhspxa  ·  submitted 2003

Heaven is to the world as the world is to the womb.

Romayne Wright

tiny.ag/q83gwkza  ·  submitted 2003

Heaven is to the world as the world is to the womb.

Romayne Wright, Own perception

tiny.ag/tqplg5kw  ·  submitted 2003

Men and women are out there somewhere fighting and dying for the freedom of a lot of idiots to back up traffic with their protests. Funny thing, even the Iraqis say they support the war--because to support the war means they can start living again.

C. Alexander

tiny.ag/qtnofb51  ·  submitted 2003

Allowing a tyranny to exist, to thrive over thousands of innocent people, that is not "peace." Bloodshed may be war, but if it is to achieve a better end than such "peace", then I shall gladly fight for the truth.

C. Alexander

tiny.ag/gzmqvhtw  ·  submitted 2003

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.

Tiger Woods

tiny.ag/5wursgmt  ·  submitted 2003

"You can bomb the world into pieces, but you can't bomb the world into peace."

Unknown

tiny.ag/pdqsefl9  ·  submitted 2003

When there is doubt there is no doubt

Anon

tiny.ag/pc9eozmr  ·  submitted 2003

I love Sushi, when it's cooked well!

Jim Knowles, It's a dirty world: pasteurize!

tiny.ag/cije2zra  ·  submitted 2003

I said live it or live with it!

Firesign Theatre, do things or live with things others do

tiny.ag/fglxselk  ·  submitted 2003

You must never confuse faith that you will prevail in the end—which you can never afford to lose—with the discipline to confront the most brutal facts of your current reality, whatever they might be.

Admiral Stockdale, Vietnam POW & Perot VP Candidate

tiny.ag/do5cwgvr  ·  submitted 2003

One must first learn the rules to be able to break them

Anonymous

tiny.ag/vzp7yoiz  ·  submitted 2003

Sometimes when you win you lose and sometimes when you lose you win

???Ron Shelton

tiny.ag/txamvn6k  ·  submitted 2003

feel the pain, love the pain, want the pain, need the pain

anon.

tiny.ag/cmzdzmjr  ·  submitted 2003

pain is good for the soul

anon.

tiny.ag/pxsnuo5t  ·  submitted 2003

Life is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something.

William Goldman, from "The Princess Bride"

tiny.ag/zxyavhlk  ·  submitted 2003

Damned are those who fear war more than they fear tyranny, who hate conflict more than they hate wickedness. They are the footstools of the Devil.

RHJunior

tiny.ag/pmglek83  ·  submitted 2003

There is such a thing as too much love for country.

Adam Allen, just a thought

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