Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/2qfy9nhw · submitted 2005
The burned-out person needs no cremation.
tiny.ag/tjdvw8vy · submitted 2005
Life is like a movie in which its manuscript is unknown for us. Anyway our daily doings can affect for it.
tiny.ag/htnsmy2r · submitted 2005
Fear of love musn't be bigger than fear of God.
tiny.ag/dorvfbhb · submitted 2005
Money Talks, but it don't sing and dance and it don't walk. As long as I can have you here with me I'd much rather be forever in Blue Jeans.
tiny.ag/2lywaquk · submitted 2004
When one reads too many books, there is a danger of overbooking.
tiny.ag/hm24jawd · submitted 2004
My very first job was at McDonalds. In that job I learned an important principle: when something goes wrong at work, blame the guy who gets killed.
John Alejandro King, 'The Covert Comic', From 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/cv7ud4e1 · submitted 2004
why is it everyone in the world is over worked, under paid and under appreciated?
tiny.ag/0i2smpxj · submitted 2004
There are not impossible loves, only
imperfect lovers.
tiny.ag/qalcckut · submitted 2004
People who say they have old souls, rarely have them.
tiny.ag/pzxfq7w9 · submitted 2004
If history has taught us one thing, it's not to believe the teachings of history.
tiny.ag/lw94wdrd · submitted 2004
Religion, science, self- Choose your weapon.
tiny.ag/hwrqtxpd · submitted 2004
"True love can wait forever but hormones can't."
tiny.ag/hqkreray · submitted 2004
One cool thing about working for the Government: if somebody asks you a question and you don't know the answer, you can always turn into a dazzling ball of light, and rise up and disappear through the ceiling.
The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, from 'Who Killed The Covert Comic?'
tiny.ag/fp2ctlmn · submitted 2004
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from insufficiently advanced technology.
The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, from 'Secrets For Sale'
tiny.ag/cncu2fny · submitted 2004
Just because you have no clothes doesn't make you an emperor.
The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, from 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/toh01epa · submitted 2004
Self-discovery is the discovery that who you thought you were you are not.
tiny.ag/dnjstli4 · submitted 2004
God's nature lays curled at the heart of human nature like a worm.
tiny.ag/7vc3dbxb · submitted 2004
"try to avoid the most natural of all
human tendencies.the habit of
nonchalantly resisting and rejecting
out of hand,that which we fail to appreciate or comprehend."
copyright 2004 joseph p.martino
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