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Life is like a sewer -- what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
When skunks duel, wind direction is everything.
It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
Therefore do not be anxious about tomorrow, for tomorrow will be anxious for itself. Sufficient unto the day is its own troubles.
I have learned to use the word "impossible" with the greatest caution.
Man is able to do what he is unable to imagine. His head trails a wake through the galaxy of the absurd.
There is no security on this earth; there is only opportunity.
The shepherd drives the wolf from the sheep's throat, for which the sheep thanks the shepherd as his liberator, while the wolf denounces him for the same act as the destroyer of liberty.
Anybody who wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office.
The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense.