Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
4661–4680 (5659)
tiny.ag/5hxc8dy2 · submitted 2004
Predicting the future is almost as difficult as agreeing about the past.
tiny.ag/csvl3xji · submitted 2004
Parallel lines never meet because they don't agree with the right time and the right place.
tiny.ag/xhwuvds4 · submitted 2004
Look for the chaos within the order
and the order within the chaos.
tiny.ag/t6u1idxm · submitted 2004
One of the most difficult things to accept about the beloved person who left us is that perhaps he/she was right.
tiny.ag/zytp5twy · submitted 2004
One must be concious of his strength. Don Quixote fought bravely against the mills but flour prices didn't go down.
tiny.ag/ibr3rmwp · submitted 2004
Amazingly enough, truth hasn't the slightest interest in knowing you.
tiny.ag/zrbmu4hq · submitted 2004
Political party: A system of free thought destruction.
tiny.ag/mvxlguoc · submitted 2004
Sorry but the centre of the Universe is not your navel either.
tiny.ag/ougq2cys · submitted 2004
"LIFE CAN SOMETIMES TURN INTO ONE BIG 3
RING CIRCUS!WHEN WE ATTEMPT OUR UPWARD
CLIMB ON THE LADDER OF SUCCESS WE MAY TO ASKED TO PERFORM A PRECARIOUS BALANCING ACT LIKE A TRAPEZE ARTIST WALKING A TAUT TIGHTROPE WITHOUT A NET.
WE ARE ALSO CONSTANTLY CONFRONTED WITH
ASSORTED NUTS,CLOWNS AND COURT JESTERS.
LIKE THE RINGMASTER OUR BOSS MAY EXPECT US JUMP THOUGH HOOPS,IF NOT,THEY
MAY ATTEMPT TO FEED US TO THE LIONS.
LIKE THE ELEPHANT WE ARE SOMETIMES FORCED TO WORK LONG HOURS FOR PRACTICALLY PEANUTS,WHILE OTHER TIMES
TRYING TO MAKE A MONKEY OUT OF US.
SO, IF YOU BECOME DISSALUSIONED AND
DECIDE TO MOVE ON TO GREENER PASTURES AND A NEW CHANGE OF SCENARY,PLEASE TRY TO REMEMBER THE OLD ADAGE:IT MAY BE A
JUNGLE OUT THERE."
COPYRIGHT 2004 JOSEPH P.MARTINO
JOSEPH P.MARTINO, international noted quote/poem author.
tiny.ag/wmfbgnnh · submitted 2004
The difference between theory and practice in theory is smaller than the difference between theory and practice in practice.
tiny.ag/g6iiyk79 · submitted 2004
A generalist is a person who knows less and less about more and more until he knows nothing about everything.
tiny.ag/fzwhwshm · submitted 2004
A specialist is a person who knows more and more about less and less until he knows everything about nothing.
tiny.ag/fyiqhadk · submitted 2004
Eat lots of good food, gain lots of bad weight.
tiny.ag/kvcp47ta · submitted 2004
Love is like a tattoo: once removed, always a scar.
tiny.ag/qw782ulp · submitted 2004
"YOU CAN LEARN MORE FROM YOUR ENEMIES
AND COMPETITORS THAN YOUR FRIENDS,
THEY WILL BE THE FIRST TO EXPOSE ALL
YOUR FLAWS AND SHORTCOMINGS.:
copyright 2004 joseph p.martino
JOSEPH P.MARTINO, international noted quote/poem author.
tiny.ag/zklgecu4 · submitted 2004
"MORE PEOPLE ARE IMPRISONED BY THE SELF IMPOSED LIMITATIONS OF THEIR
MIND THAN BY THE LIMITATIONS OF ANY PRISON CELL."
copyright 2004 joseph p.martino
JOSEPH P.MARTINO, international noted quote/poem author.
tiny.ag/vrixwjp7 · submitted 2004
A woman's appeal varies directly with the level of testosterone and alcohol in a man's blood.
tiny.ag/5pajbohs · submitted 2004
"life is a merry-go-round,
love is the brass ring."
copyright 2004 joseph p.martino
JOSEPH P.MARTINO, international noted quote/poem author.
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