Aphorisms Galore!

Submissions

These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

4661–4680 (6382)

tiny.ag/bjupf7nz  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

The person you call a fool may be setting you up.

Jabo James, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/65htpsxt  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

You can actually say what you think without actually thinking about what you said.

Jabo James, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/lubkd7qn  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

The U.S. Constitution does not guarantee freedom from speech.

Jabo James, in Law and Politics

tiny.ag/lqyuqmg9  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

"To be or what?" is John Rambo's rendition of Shakespeare.

Jabo James, in Art and Literature

tiny.ag/qgwazifu  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Politeness sanitizes speech.

Jabo James, in Vice and Virtue

tiny.ag/0zf7diyr  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Jesus of Nazareth did not intend to found a new religion-he didn't have time. His followers had other ideas.

Jabo James, in Science and Religion

tiny.ag/ordi2pxe  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

An eye for an eye seems like a fair exchange.

Jabo James, in Love and Hate

tiny.ag/wrjihrz4  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

We all exist. Do we all live?

Jabo James, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/lkicv0hw  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

An outlaw is a former in-law who has fallen out of grace.

Jabo James, in Men and Women

tiny.ag/cwkgdq5w  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Monogamy means forsake all others.

Jabo James, in Love and Hate

tiny.ag/jkfmn5qg  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Misery loves misery.

Jabo James, in Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/149gyzkr  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Misery needs to love itself since no one truly loves it.

Jabo James, in Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/aqsofscj  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Progress breeds casualties.

Jabo James, in Wealth and Poverty

tiny.ag/mmrh9aq2  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

If you can't eat principles, then a little humble pie is in order.

Jabo James, in Success and Failure

tiny.ag/k7j3r9bd  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

There is more to love than a certain feeling inside your underwear.

Jabo James, in Love and Hate

tiny.ag/wokq5gpf  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Meritocracy is great; mediocracy is so-so.

Jabo James, in Success and Failure

tiny.ag/bcwscazy  ·  submitted 2010 by Jambone9

In this century, in this economy, there is reluctance to "take it to the bank."

Jabo James, in Wealth and Poverty

tiny.ag/dettzk2q  ·  submitted 2010 by Jambone9

There are occasions when the lack of a response is itself a response.

Jabo James, in Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/yf56n07w  ·  submitted 2010 by Jambone9

Uncommon sense is a virtue.

Jabo James, in Vice and Virtue

tiny.ag/ojkzf47c  ·  submitted 2010 by Jambone9

There are occasions when "Bless your heart" actually means "Kiss my ass."

Jabo James, in Altruism and Cynicism

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