Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
4641–4660 (5660)
tiny.ag/sno1i5jz · submitted 2004
The problem with the countries where anybody can become president is that, from time to time, anybody does become president.
tiny.ag/lcuqqgww · submitted 2004
If it's raining in your heart, let your soul get wet.
tiny.ag/9unm2v3a · submitted 2004
Only a mad writer of aphorisms would forget his name.
tiny.ag/kfqw8dav · submitted 2004
Depression is a problem which is easily overcome, according to anybody who hasn't been depressed.
tiny.ag/lofhedik · submitted 2004
Dreams are the rehearsals in the theater of life.
tiny.ag/le9xtj2l · submitted 2004
The best indication of egotism is when a man quotes himself.
tiny.ag/4etnmdkv · submitted 2004
They say curiosity killed the cat, but I think it was the creepy guy across the street.
tiny.ag/g6px4s1i · submitted 2004
So, which really did come first? The chicken or the egg? And, more importantly, is this making you hungry too?
tiny.ag/5febquty · submitted 2004
A cynic is a pessimist who has learned to cope.
tiny.ag/75o8o4yx · submitted 2004
I believe that there is an ideal time to do everything. I call this time "later."
tiny.ag/yteblsaq · submitted 2004
People from Hiroshima have no doubt about the existence of weapons of mass destruction.
tiny.ag/npoyfruf · submitted 2004
He who tells a lie one thousand times
to turn it into a truth turns himself into a deadly boring liar.
tiny.ag/mv8ewlga · submitted 2004
I always wonder where the other me in the mirror goes when I leave the room.
tiny.ag/9jcfjnun · submitted 2004
Errors and omissions excepted, this sentence has neither errors nor omissions.
tiny.ag/hfw8mifl · submitted 2004
A pessimist is an optimist who has lived
long enough.
tiny.ag/mp6prsxv · submitted 2004
Groucho Marx for ever: He was dead until he found out there was a mistake in his death certificate.
tiny.ag/k6gsqg1z · submitted 2004
No my dear, the Garden of Eden didn't
turn into Central Park.
tiny.ag/sznclosp · submitted 2004
What twines the matters of the heart must twine the heart and flesh.
Evyl Tolks, Unpublished Poem - Manuscript
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