Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/xohsl6cu · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
Jesus of Nazareth often spoke of loving your enemy. Some have even killed their enemies to show just how strong their love was.
tiny.ag/62msovye · submitted 2010 by sailormoongirl4
"Haters are the best promoters".
tiny.ag/hpa8o2m1 · submitted 2010
Life is all about seeking pleasure, then we die.
tiny.ag/rxwe14kv · submitted 2010
The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government. Thomas Jefferson
tiny.ag/g3vhom0x · submitted 2010 by peter
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!', but 'That's funny...'
Isaac Asimov, in Science and Religion and Success and Failure
tiny.ag/f6z37byh · submitted 2010
We are all going to die anyway, we might as well be fat and happy.
tiny.ag/96ty0q5j · submitted 2010 by ravi
Intelligence does not need Intel inside,
All it need is good sense outside.
tiny.ag/wmnscizr · submitted 2010 by ackymantastic
If you can only dangle a carrot you will only get an ass
tiny.ag/ix6jbrsc · submitted 2010 by boyerdon
Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, Tooth Fairy, Clean Coal
tiny.ag/skte4u2x · submitted 2010
Post-traumatic stress syndrome is going to be a nice change of pace.
John Alejandro King, US intelligence officer and poet, in Happiness and Misery and Happiness and Misery
tiny.ag/mdvz260r · submitted 2010
Inside an oasis, there are many little deserts.
, in Life and Death and Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/o8uvmpil · submitted 2010
Irony: the realization that Paul Anka co-wrote the song 'My Way.'
John Alejandro King, Intelligence officer and writer, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Life and Death
tiny.ag/f4isgvuz · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
The love of two people for each other is an understanding that no one else is expected to understand.
tiny.ag/pnl4tfp3 · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
Freedom of speech does not necessarily mean freedom after speech.
Jabo James, in Law and Politics and Life and Death
tiny.ag/28yajbbc · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
Karl Marx once said philosophers have always interpreted the world but the point was to change it. Philosophers aren't particularly good at manning barricades or handling rifles with bayonets.
tiny.ag/jk9hqqfe · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
The last time I looked, I still had my shadow. I much prefer a guardian angel, but my shadow will do for the time being.
tiny.ag/t6itewpr · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
When an older person reads a religious text like never before and tries to live according to its dictates, it may be preparation for a final examination to qualify for a place in the afterlife.
tiny.ag/k5nwpqa6 · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
Wisdom is having sense enough to acknowledge that ignorance exists.
tiny.ag/6ree7hmg · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
Before becoming familiar with the American use of the term "affirmative action," I thought it meant taking the initiative when in a romantic mood.
Jabo James, in Love and Hate and Law and Politics
tiny.ag/hle7mhix · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
There is nothing wrong with ambition. The question becomes how many people are you prepared to impact positively or negatively in order for you to get to where you want to be.
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