Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
4641–4660 (6382)
tiny.ag/zacsvmog · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
The death penalty does not deter if potential or actual killers have a death wish.
tiny.ag/ogzsf74a · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
My parents were doing themselves and each other a favor when I was conceived. My father made his point and my mother conceded the point.
tiny.ag/cfl3qj7l · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
Behind every great man there's a great woman willing and ready to kick his ass if he screws up.
tiny.ag/0pbytfmw · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
The death penalty does not a deter if potential or actual killers have a death wish.
tiny.ag/sapthvba · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
I would like to visit heaven, just for the hell of it.
tiny.ag/p6819vel · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
To be merely needed is boring; to be loved, now that's a different story.
Jabo James, in Love and Hate and Life and Death
tiny.ag/0s8mlpva · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
Purpose is an excuse used to justify existence.
tiny.ag/bnrvfhoo · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
Attorneys may have a vested interest in maintaining the institution of divorce.
tiny.ag/s5yvi3tm · submitted 2010 by Jambone9
It matters little if a government is democratic or totalitarian. In either case, someone does step on someone else's back.
tiny.ag/a0yxpcij · submitted 2010 by jambone9
If you truly believe that ignorance is bliss, then you are entitled to your illusion.
tiny.ag/5hxnm0wv · submitted 2010 by jambone9
Lack of eye contact may be a sign of subservience.
tiny.ag/jazy7krg · submitted 2010 by jambone9
A man chases a woman until she catches him. If that's true, then I got caught twice.
tiny.ag/yxz2pr9i · submitted 2010 by jambone9
I don't care about being consistent; I care about the right to be either right or wrong at one particular point in time.
tiny.ag/i36pzmqb · submitted 2010 by jambone9
I have a difficult time with people who do not respect the difference between a donation and a loan.
tiny.ag/1utftohv · submitted 2010 by jambone9
Progress claims no responsibility for the people it brutalizes.
tiny.ag/z6pq9oge · submitted 2010 by jambone9
A comedian is happiest when not taken seriously.
tiny.ag/32hkaubr · submitted 2010 by jambone9
Time flies when you don't look at your wristwatch.
tiny.ag/frkst5d2 · submitted 2010 by jambone9
If the grass appears greener on the other side, it's probably made of astroturf.
tiny.ag/0pcevxhr · submitted 2010 by jambone9
A woman's place is where she chooses to be.
tiny.ag/olrca8f2 · submitted 2010 by jambone9
There is no one more dangerous than a fool who finally acknowledges the foolishness and does something about it.
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