Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/hryrucgw · submitted 2004
All a man needs to be free of his butt for life is to kiss it goodbye just once- and survive.
tiny.ag/6ir9gngz · submitted 2004
There's an old quote that goes something like "it's too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy shining shoes and pumping gas." The real shame is that our country is being run by people who have never shined their own shoes or pumped their own gas in their entire lives.
tiny.ag/834fil1n · submitted 2004
If you love life, then make the most of time, because time is the stuff life is made of.
Terrence V. Ponder, Sr., My Grandpa's saying.
tiny.ag/sptrxjqk · submitted 2004
When no time is good, anytime is fine.
Terry Jaglowicz, My anti-procrastination reply for years
tiny.ag/gnmg5jy8 · submitted 2004
The hammer-fish was blamed for the extinction of the species of the nail-fish.
tiny.ag/uuxngkji · submitted 2004
How come every time I get stabbed in the back, my fingerprints are on the knife?
tiny.ag/zhcxu8gs · submitted 2004
We may all live in "houses" but we don't have to live intense
Rene Groeneveld, in a rare moment of insight, and humour
tiny.ag/tkzrlglj · submitted 2004
Suddenly we find ourselves in this world, and suddenly others find us outside of it.
tiny.ag/oxircltj · submitted 2004
Choices in our life come and go, but accomplishments will always remain.
Johnny Phou, I made it up =)
tiny.ag/k8wjrvod · submitted 2004
Funny how some people keep wanting to destroy the meaning of some things. No one seems to point out that if you muddy the water, no one can see you drown your brother.
David Tinquist, Just another of my random thoughts...
tiny.ag/mnwbcqhk · submitted 2004
A spoonful of patience will double your time.
tiny.ag/clhfncsq · submitted 2004
If God wanted mankind to stay in a rut, He wouldn't have invented mountains.
tiny.ag/tjy760gq · submitted 2004
The Tower of Babel was just another attempt to reach the high price of housing.
tiny.ag/yfpzamx6 · submitted 2004
Anorexia: An illness usually affecting women, prompted by some people who dictate the standards of so-called female beauty.
tiny.ag/n43k7csn · submitted 2004
'Them that can't schemey must louster'
Every Cornishman, ie,if you can't use your brain you sweat
tiny.ag/bjg0davq · submitted 2004
There is no need to look for truth, it would be enough not to throw it out.
tiny.ag/cklbpewv · submitted 2004
Sticks and stones will break your bones, but a bullet will f***ing kill you.
Tez, (Unknown, if you'd heard it, good.)
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