Aphorisms Galore!

Submissions

These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

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tiny.ag/kly7r96k  ·  submitted 2010

All knowledge that is worth knowing is worth suffering for

Drake Baglietto, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/iua29w3j  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

A misogynist believes it is a man's world.

Jabo James, in Men and Women and Love and Hate

tiny.ag/jxrqi7wv  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

If humankind is in the image of the Creator, is a desire to be god-like blasphemous?

Jabo James, in Science and Religion

tiny.ag/apw7ioks  ·  submitted 2010

The Law of Woods: Any meaningful definition of the term 'recovering sex addict' can be shown to be semantically equivalent to a joke about monogamous marriage.

John Alejandro King, a.k.a. 'The Covert Comic' (www.covertcomic.com), in Love and Hate and Men and Women

tiny.ag/ns9ae03w  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

To live and let live is sometimes an exercise in tolerating intolerance.

Jabo James, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/jnkg0qxj  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

The greater the number of people are involved in a project that is running late, the more it becomes an exercise in personality management, rather than actual project management.

Jabo James, in Work and Recreation

tiny.ag/fw3md4ek  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Hookers and politicians know how to prostitute themselves.

Jabo James, in Law and Politics

tiny.ag/hb02yxw3  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

The tension in the boardroom was so thick you could cut the air with a chainsaw.

Jabo James, in Work and Recreation

tiny.ag/ge06v5yk  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

A sincere person tends to be honest; a honest person is not necessarily sincere.

Jabo James, in Men and Women and Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/8aedxdm1  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

My insanity keeps me normal.

Jabo James, in Health and Disease

tiny.ag/fegy1bt7  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Money claims no responsibility for the greed that it provokes.

Jabo James, in Wealth and Poverty

tiny.ag/sjla76tr  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Do you have character or are you a character?

Jabo James, in Men and Women and Success and Failure

tiny.ag/aeoyujfr  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

If your ego is half the size of your body, you deserve all the consequences.

Jabo James, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/qmo0hano  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Love is a four-letter word you can swear by.

Jabo James, in Love and Hate

tiny.ag/3bh7l4fd  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Death does not define the person. The life lived does.

Jabo James, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/aobuyjii  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Toleration is a midway point between liking and disliking.

, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/lqfcuj2g  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Don't lose your head. Your brain is in your head.

Jabo James, in Health and Disease

tiny.ag/nhxdvuun  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

Returning to work for a former employer is like getting re-acquainted with an ex; it may or may not work out.

Jabo James, in Work and Recreation

tiny.ag/l4upbxzv  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

To live an let live is sometimes an exercise in tolerating intolerance.

Jabo James, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/oqnwuml7  ·  submitted 2010 by jambone9

If one plus one equals three or four or five and so on, the result is both poor math skills and lack of birth control.

Jabo James, in Men and Women

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