Aphorisms Galore!

Submissions

These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

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tiny.ag/fzxplx6v  ·  submitted 2002

My life is a novel. Her life is a collection of short stories.

Cris Vikeng

tiny.ag/u08afpts  ·  submitted 2002

Dating is like sport fishing.

Jillian Nelson, My own

tiny.ag/obfctis0  ·  submitted 2002

Lonliness has a kind of fascination; it's a state of egotistical, inner grace that you can achieve only by standing guard on old, forgotten roads that no one travels anymore.

Arturo Perez-Reverte, Translated by Margret Jull Costa

tiny.ag/vzqtyjrd  ·  submitted 2002

The Devil speaks truth much oftner than he's deem'd,
He hath an ignorant audience.

Lord Byron

tiny.ag/cjjbqxk1  ·  submitted 2002

A conservative is a liberal who's been mugged.

Anon

tiny.ag/shqjzfrt  ·  submitted 2002

I pointed out to you the stars and the moon, but all you saw was the tip of my finger.

C.S.Saunders

tiny.ag/utnyacor  ·  submitted 2002

"LOVE" - The juvenile manifestation of the adult emotion, lust.

Roger, I am not a cynic.

tiny.ag/dzfyupml  ·  submitted 2002

"We can't ensure success, but we can deserve it."

George Washington

tiny.ag/wjlvk9ea  ·  submitted 2002

History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes.

Mark Twain

tiny.ag/bv79uz0k  ·  submitted 2002

"History repeats itself, first as a tragedy, next as a comedy."

George Santayana

tiny.ag/w301svki  ·  submitted 2002

All art is quite useless.

Oscar Wilde, from "The Picture of Dorian Gray"

tiny.ag/g7k9bida  ·  submitted 2002

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

Bill Cosby, 1977

tiny.ag/om1tmghb  ·  submitted 2002

I don't have any bad habbits. They might be bad habits for other people, but they're all right for me.

--Eubie Blake, 1979

tiny.ag/5nflytsq  ·  submitted 2002

Hatred, which could destroy so much, never failed to destroy the man who hated, and this was an immutable law.

--James Baldwin, Notes of a Native Son,

tiny.ag/vxeplqpg  ·  submitted 2002

He who knows everything will know all he will ever know.

Unknown

tiny.ag/atuecmej  ·  submitted 2002

Always strive to make yourself a better person, because it is you who has to live with you every day til eternity.

michael adams

tiny.ag/4i12ehql  ·  submitted 2002

Power concedes nothing without a demand it never has and it never will.

Frederick Douglas

tiny.ag/zf9mwr2o  ·  submitted 2002

There is no shame in being ignorant, the real shame is in remaining that way.

michael adams

tiny.ag/w7h1upgo  ·  submitted 2002

During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.

George Orwell

tiny.ag/atv1dm8w  ·  submitted 2002

if these coincidences are coincidental, then why do they seem so contived?

Chris Carter, spoken by: fox mulder, x-flies

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