Aphorisms Galore!

Submissions

These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

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tiny.ag/z9zmlxiv  ·  submitted 2006

Good luck and bad luck balance out.
Everything else is what you deserve.

Gary E. Holland

tiny.ag/6idakylq  ·  submitted 2006

Nothing can hurt more than a little kindness.

Unknown, First-hand experience.

tiny.ag/u0ta5bjf  ·  submitted 2006

They say truth is stranger than fiction. If that's true, it's stranger than it would be if it wasn't.

John Alejandro King, 'The Covert Comic', www.covertcomic.com

tiny.ag/ngluflr8  ·  submitted 2006

I spent a whole week there one day.

truant one, Unpleasant visits.

tiny.ag/zgnqujaw  ·  submitted 2006

There are no miracles, but we all dream of them!

Leonid S.Sukhorukov, A book "All About Everything",UK,2005

tiny.ag/svyczuo1  ·  submitted 2006

Life is too short to be a strict anything.

Honora Brehm, Came to me spontaneously one morning.

tiny.ag/53sw7xov  ·  submitted 2006

The problem with loving your enemies, is that your enemies may love you back.

The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, - 'My War On Terror!'

tiny.ag/khpgtaxm  ·  submitted 2006

... On the other hand, if you don't have sex with someone, you're not having sex with every person they ever had sex with. So basically, you're losing out huge time.

The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, 'My War On Terror!' (real CIA officer!)

tiny.ag/sscwc7gf  ·  submitted 2006

If you're having a bad day, a bad hour, or a bad minute, remember: the very next second brings a new opportunity for change.

... However, if you're having a bad nanosecond, you're going to need several million nanoseconds just to reflect on this fact.

The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, Cleared readers only, please

tiny.ag/6ipgvsjf  ·  submitted 2005

Happines divided by two is multiplied.

Leonid S.Sukhorukov, A book "All About Everything",UK,2005

tiny.ag/hzxcr6ig  ·  submitted 2005

Never interrupt a silent enemy.

Leonid Sukhorukov, Book "All About Everything" ,UK, 2005

tiny.ag/ryovngeb  ·  submitted 2005

Modesty is the shortest route to obscurity. But once famous, you can afford to become modest.

Leonid Sukhorukov, Happy New Year to All!

tiny.ag/cihqw9ou  ·  submitted 2005

Imagine the physical universe as a holiday weekend spent with relatives, and it immediately becomes clear why everything in the cosmos tends to fly apart at an ever increasing rate.

John Alejandro King, 'The Covert Comic' @ www.covertcomic.com

tiny.ag/esqfbloi  ·  submitted 2005

If you're not scared or angry at the thought of a human brain being controlled remotely, then it could be this prototype of mine is finally starting to work.

John Alejandro King, 'The Covert Comic' @ www.covertcomic.com

tiny.ag/wbk8lyc6  ·  submitted 2005

Patience is a virtue best practised by aspiring saints.

Charles Patrick Mears

tiny.ag/2ucdxigc  ·  submitted 2005

The affectations of serious men are hilarity personified.

Charles Patrick Mears

tiny.ag/4wxcwoys  ·  submitted 2005

Time is pushing you forward so don't look back and take the hand of your future.

Alishia, hope you enjoy this

tiny.ag/j2iuv3eq  ·  submitted 2005

From Commander-in-Chief of the Continental Army, to America's first President, to the largest whiskey producer in the United States, George Washington's was one of those rare careers marked by continual enhancement.

John Alejandro King, 'The Covert Comic', @ www.covertcomic.com

tiny.ag/rodybtpy  ·  submitted 2005

If you think the answer is "more government" then you don't understand the question.

RHJunior

tiny.ag/conzdb1e  ·  submitted 2005

"Wisdom is the meeting point of doubt and certainty."

Leonid S.Sukhorukov, The book "All About Everything."UK 2005

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