Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/ippwvaon · submitted 2005
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person!
tiny.ag/b69alxjn · submitted 2005
An item of information is only properly classified 'Secret' if its negation would be just as shocking.
The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, from 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/zazwoinx · submitted 2005
Whoever said 'grandmas are moms with lots of frosting' obviously never licked one.
The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, from 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/7agestbu · submitted 2005
Always do what I would do, if you were me and I were you.
The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, from 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/gih8urxr · submitted 2005
If one percent of what a person believes about their own god were true, He wouldn't want anything to do with them.
tiny.ag/b4ag5s3x · submitted 2005
If you look down on someone, they won't look up to you.
I can't remember her name., I saw it being created.
tiny.ag/cv0sjdnu · submitted 2005
If necessity is the mother of invention, then unoriginality is it's good-for-nothing lazy uncle Elmo.
chuck creasy, ain't theft grand?
tiny.ag/h9gqjtlt · submitted 2005
You can change the truth to suit yourself; or you can change yourself to suit the truth.
tiny.ag/3n7guer9 · submitted 2005
I'll never get angry with someone for doing things that I should be doing.
tiny.ag/dqxgndyp · submitted 2005
wisdom befits a man of age, though not a yearning heart......
ron grady, original
tiny.ag/uqlb9vme · submitted 2005
Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life.
tiny.ag/jo1bg7zx · submitted 2005
To act is easy; to think is hard.
tiny.ag/hapepjaf · submitted 2005
It's amazing what you can accomplish when your ass is on the line.
tiny.ag/mfayzrl7 · submitted 2005
Eternal Life- We are but a note in a great symphony. The symphony will end, but the note lives on.
Boond's, self searching
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