Aphorisms Galore!

Submissions

These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

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tiny.ag/ippwvaon  ·  submitted 2005

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person!

Unknown

tiny.ag/b69alxjn  ·  submitted 2005

An item of information is only properly classified 'Secret' if its negation would be just as shocking.

The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, from 'My War On Terror!'

tiny.ag/zazwoinx  ·  submitted 2005

Whoever said 'grandmas are moms with lots of frosting' obviously never licked one.

The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, from 'My War On Terror!'

tiny.ag/7agestbu  ·  submitted 2005

Always do what I would do, if you were me and I were you.

The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, from 'My War On Terror!'

tiny.ag/rme867eu  ·  submitted 2005

No good deed goes unpunished

Keith Prim

tiny.ag/gih8urxr  ·  submitted 2005

If one percent of what a person believes about their own god were true, He wouldn't want anything to do with them.

Tom Burnett

tiny.ag/b4ag5s3x  ·  submitted 2005

If you look down on someone, they won't look up to you.

I can't remember her name., I saw it being created.

tiny.ag/cv0sjdnu  ·  submitted 2005

If necessity is the mother of invention, then unoriginality is it's good-for-nothing lazy uncle Elmo.

chuck creasy, ain't theft grand?

tiny.ag/h9gqjtlt  ·  submitted 2005

You can change the truth to suit yourself; or you can change yourself to suit the truth.

David J Hanson

tiny.ag/8wmbz9t7  ·  submitted 2005

Even storms have their benefits

Unknown

tiny.ag/cjzdilfy  ·  submitted 2005

Haste makes waste.

John Veatch

tiny.ag/xvesq7rb  ·  submitted 2005

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tiny.ag/rengt8p4  ·  submitted 2005

Pay me now or pay me lawyer.

Steve Hessler

tiny.ag/bumqhfmg  ·  submitted 2005

The best things in life aren't things

Unknown

tiny.ag/3n7guer9  ·  submitted 2005

I'll never get angry with someone for doing things that I should be doing.

David Bowden

tiny.ag/dqxgndyp  ·  submitted 2005

wisdom befits a man of age, though not a yearning heart......

ron grady, original

tiny.ag/uqlb9vme  ·  submitted 2005

Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life.

Aristophanes

tiny.ag/jo1bg7zx  ·  submitted 2005

To act is easy; to think is hard.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

tiny.ag/hapepjaf  ·  submitted 2005

It's amazing what you can accomplish when your ass is on the line.

Neil Thomas

tiny.ag/mfayzrl7  ·  submitted 2005

Eternal Life- We are but a note in a great symphony. The symphony will end, but the note lives on.

Boond's, self searching

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