Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/g7honiba · submitted 2005
The difference between a grave and a rut
is depth. A rut is merely a grave with
both ends kicked out.
tiny.ag/8s7djfh3 · submitted 2005
Apathy is the logic of fools.
Unknown, created by Zachary Stephen DeJesus
tiny.ag/n8jzyiue · submitted 2005
Perfection is imperfect; yet imperfection is close enough.
V.M.G., Perfection
tiny.ag/vqw15gup · submitted 2005
The man who never made a mistake was probably manufactured in Japan.
tiny.ag/i1jeqslp · submitted 2005
Men and women each have a weakness. In men it is the desire for sexual intercourse. In women it is the desire to be loved.
tiny.ag/huxbahpi · submitted 2005
Remember: action is the condom that keeps meetings from getting pregnant.
The Covert Comic, www.covertcomic.com
tiny.ag/62afxiov · submitted 2005
War all you want to, just leave people out of it.
Philip A. Edles, Original--see more www.bennythepenny.com
tiny.ag/an0am2wz · submitted 2005
Life can only be misunderstood backwards, but it must be totally botched forward.
The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, - From 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/mbolwtsf · submitted 2005
I can accept a map showing Japan and Monster Island. I can accept Japanese military and civil authorities analyzing an attack on Japan by a group of giant monsters. What I can’t understand is how the heck they justified their conclusion: ‘The giant monsters that attacked us probably came from Monster Island.’
The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, - From 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/uio1vmye · submitted 2005
Once you're caught in the mousetrap, why not eat the cheese?
The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, - From 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/szj2hwsd · submitted 2005
The power of one's mind cannot be determined, for one would only be isolated from all whom he reveals it to.
tiny.ag/sxjca1e9 · submitted 2005
Once you're caught in the mousetrap, why not eat the cheese?
John Alejandro King, (The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com)
tiny.ag/9shpqiit · submitted 2005
There's always time to do something less important
tiny.ag/aughgvyi · submitted 2005
A neoconservative is someone who believes that Elliott Abrams is an idealist.
Bill Hilliard, Modesty Forbids
tiny.ag/w9junre2 · submitted 2005
I KNOW he's not as bad as he THINKS I am!
Gary Poplin, about my dad
tiny.ag/l3oapecq · submitted 2005
If Time is money, How come I'm free this weekend, but I can't afford to go anywhere?
Lucas Finnamore-Smith, I wrote this while doing a project in sc
tiny.ag/yp1q9xac · submitted 2005
According to a new study, guns in the home are nearly 50 times more likely to kill a family member than an assailant. Talk about an eye opener: an assailant can be different from a family member!
The Covert Comic (www.covertcomic.com), from 'My War On Terror!'
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