Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/a4nfgbfw · submitted 2006
'Iditarod' is how a person pronounces the word 'idiot' when their lips are frozen.
John Alejandro King ('The Covert Comic'), - from 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/cvcfheqm · submitted 2006
I am thoroughlly convinced that language evolved out of man's basic need to complain.
Lilly Tomlin, News article Chicago Tribune
tiny.ag/xfmckqw7 · submitted 2006
War is glorious, until you see the man next to you killed. Then war is only glorious if he was an asshole.
tiny.ag/fkdw8zxp · submitted 2006
The cruel truth is that the saying, 'Better a cruel truth than a comfortable delusion,' is a comfortable delusion.
John Alejandro King, The Covert Comic (www.covertcomic.com)
tiny.ag/omlex6in · submitted 2006
'Iditarod' is how a person pronounces the word 'idiot' when their lips are frozen.
John Alejandro King, - from 'My War On Terror!'
tiny.ag/jktsmyuz · submitted 2006
Disrespect is the ultimate weapon of mass societial destruction
tiny.ag/sgtpxs2z · submitted 2006
Remember, the real F-word is 'future.'
John A. King ('The Covert Comic'), A Real CIA Officer (www.covertcomic.com)
tiny.ag/x0iuwp6o · submitted 2006
As long as you know the pros and cons of a proposal, do you need to know the proposal?
John Alejandro King, 'The Covert Comic', A real CIA officer (www.covertcomic.com)
tiny.ag/jvgwy4ha · submitted 2006
All government bureaucracies are required to exist in a state of constant activity; constructive, when possible; unconstructive, if necessary; destructive, as a last resort.
tiny.ag/x6ukfsd8 · submitted 2006
No one has ever seen Heaven but we all know all about it.
tiny.ag/jss7ljqh · submitted 2006
- The richest man is the one who feels rich enough.
Leonid S.Sukhorukov, A book 'All About Everything', UK, 2005
tiny.ag/eym4e351 · submitted 2006
- Life is what we make it. Plus expenses!
Leonid S. Sukhorukov, A book 'All About Everything', UK, 2005
tiny.ag/wyvzfqrn · submitted 2006
If God is our judge, we can always expect absolution.
tiny.ag/qce1zaiz · submitted 2006
The world grows wiser at the expense of fools.
tiny.ag/iq4lt1of · submitted 2006
Some lawyers are like children - they love playing with the law.
tiny.ag/dbwfirt5 · submitted 2006
The future will show everyone when it comes to the past.
tiny.ag/r2pt0ame · submitted 2006
Some pay as they talk, some pay as they go.
tiny.ag/x364ega2 · submitted 2006
Civilizations end, empires fall, but humanity is forever
tiny.ag/v4k5yqfa · submitted 2006
Loneliness is a state of mind, not a condition
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