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2841–2860 (6471)
tiny.ag/mtvyalb9 · submitted 2011
On whatever it is, that you have to decide, let reason be your guide.
Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths
tiny.ag/9fruui5k · submitted 2011
What is sex but a Nature's call that takes two to answer.
tiny.ag/llthkxfb · submitted 2011 by NebbioloKid
Remember boys, caressing
a stitch around the crease
saves your boyfriends time.
tiny.ag/e1oav0rq · submitted 2011 by NebbioloKid
Remember boys, caressing
a stitch around the crease
saves your boyfriends' time.
tiny.ag/to23njo8 · submitted 2011 by NebbioloKid
I can see far into
the earth
because I stand
with giants on my shoulders.
tiny.ag/p315k8qu · submitted 2011 by NebbioloKid
Those who can, do;
those who can't,
preach.
tiny.ag/lmiaycof · submitted 2011 by NebbioloKid
Hope is where the heart springs
like eternal winter
shored against our ruin.
tiny.ag/mgbj158r · submitted 2011 by NebbioloKid
Remember, two birds in the bush
are less messy
than one bird in the hand.
, in Life and Death
tiny.ag/kxwboebw · submitted 2011 by NebbioloKid
We have much to talk about
because there's been so many
bridges over the dam.
tiny.ag/kmlzasyr · submitted 2011
Never kick a fresh "turd" on a hot day----Harry S. Truman
Harry S Truman, in Law and Politics and Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/vemkt15n · submitted 2011
Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
tiny.ag/mby0wusj · submitted 2011 by jibandiya
Truth may be ruthless but eighty percent of truth is ruth.
tiny.ag/pnvsmim7 · submitted 2011 by jibandiya
I have given up on knowing because the more I know the more ignorant I feel.
tiny.ag/nuseurod · submitted 2011 by jibandiya
Silence needs no license.
tiny.ag/5uoad0wg · submitted 2011 by walterbaker
Success is a journey and Life is the road it travels on.
tiny.ag/aspy1z6n · submitted 2011
I can almost accept a battleship floats when everybody knows steel sinks.
tiny.ag/wrfhyzog · submitted 2011 by edric
Aphorisms, And Observations, By Ed Vaile,
â Youâre Only As Smart, As A Google Bar Away â
" Through Faith, One Gains Eternal Hope "
" Never Under Estimate, The Power Of Conviction "
" Hate, Spite, Envy, Greed, Sloth, And Deceit, Are The Foundation Of Misfortune "
" The Key To Good Health, Is A Healthy Ration Of Hard Labor "
" A Womenâs Greatest Ally, Is Her Vanity "
" That Which Is Easily Attainable, Often Bares Little Value "
" If You Don't Make A Mess, You Don't Have To Clean It Up "
" You Don't Know How Good You've Got It, Until You've Got It Worse"
" Beware Of The Future, Nature Demands Justice Be Served "
" No Amount Of Wealth, Can Buy You Good Health "
" Say What you Mean, And Mean What You Say "
" In Natures Eyes, We Are But Thieves, Clean Air, And Water, Our Bounty "
" Lose Tract Of Your Physical Fitness, A Physician Will Soon Bare Witness "
" A Man Without Principals, Is A Man Without Honor "
" All The Intellectuality In The World, Can't Replace Good Common Sense "
" A Little Praise, Goes A Long Ways "
" Rhetoric, Is The Preachers Salvation "
" Politicians, Say What They Would Like To Mean, And Promise What They Can't Keep "
" Love Is What You Make It "
" Good Business Sense, Means Good Common Sense "
" If You Can't Learn From Your Mistakes, Learn From Those Of Others "
" Good Lighting Is Everything "
" Greed Will Be The Fall Of Humanity, For Nature Has No Emotion "
" If You Don't Stay Ahead Of Your Work, Your Work Will Get Ahead Of You "
" Sobriety Is For The Valiant "
" It's Not Charity, If It's Preformed With Expectations Of Retribution "
" Delusion, Is The Seat Of Happiness "
" The Domestication Of Humanity, Purged It From The Ranks Of Nature, It's Called Civilization "
" Unlike Nature, Human Emotion Allows Humanitarianism; To Proceed Logic "
" Wisdom Is A Combination, Of Maturity, Age, Experience, Patience, And Discipline "
" Principals, Are The Building Blocks Of Good Moral Character "
" A Wise Man Takes His Loses In Stride, And In Perspective "
" Your Word Is Your Bond "
" Honor Thy Father, But Worship Thy Mother "
" The Spoiled, Are The Thankless "
" He Who Gives Of Himself, Shall Receive Of Others "
" The Wind Blows, Which Ever Way You Don't Want It To "
" Rationalization, Is The Product Of Maturity "
" He Who Finds Amusement In Others Misfortunes, Shall Soon Find Misfortune Itself "
" Your Friends, Are Those Who Love You "
" A Mans Success, Is Not Measured Buy His Monetary Income "
" The Less Said About A Lie, The Better "
" True Love, Is Unconditional "
" If You're Sure You Can't, You Won't "
" The Hardest Thing In The World To Do, Is Practice What You Preach "
" Theology Is Non Existent, In The Mind Of Science "
" There Is A Fine Line Between Flattery, And Patronization "
â There Is No Beginning, And There Is No End, Only Constant Change â
â Wit, Is A Combination Of Deductive, And Rationalizational Skills â
â Our Biggest Problem Is, We Take So Much For Granted â
â Respect Is Earned, Not Given â
â Drink And Delusion, Go Hand In Hand â
â Can You Imagine How Bad, Good Would Be, If There Was No Bad â
â Want To Be Productive, Pay Attention To Your Work â
â They Say Talk Is Cheap, But My Mouth Sure Costs Me A lot â
â If Youâre Real Smart, Youâre Heart Smart â
â The Harder You Work, The Stronger You Get â
â Thereâs Head Work, And Thereâs Heart Work â
â Fashion, Spreads Like Wildfire â
â Food Comes Before Pride â
â Always Give A Man Credit, Where Credit Is Due â
â A Good Boss Has Patience, Finesse, And Tact â
â Common Sense Occurs, When Rationalization Out Weighs Delusion â
â The Answers To Creation. And Existence, Are At Present Beyond Human Capacity â
âSincerity, Is given Little Consideration In Modern Society â
â Cut And Dried, Things Seldom Are â
â You Have A Choice To Make In Life, Science Or Theology â
â For Instant Fool, Just Add Alcohol â
â Most Of Us Would Complain, No Matter How Good Weâve Got It â
â Flowers To A Woman, Are The Salt Of The Earth â
â What Would Be A Hand Me Down To One Fellow, Is A Family Heir Loom To Another â
â Be Aware Of Your Priorities, Without Your Health, You Have Nothing â
â If Anything; Weâre The Source Of Someoneâs Amusement â
â The Greatest Sin Against God, Is Obesity â
â A Happy Crew, Is A Snappy Crewâ
â Nature Is God, And God Alone â
â A Mistake Is Something That Someone Else Catches, A Correction Is Something You Catch Yourself â
â There Are Two Kinds Of Lies, Intentional, And Unintentional â
â Never Ask For Something Given, to Be Returned, Or Return Something, That Has Been Given â
â Expecting The Average Individual To Keep His Word, Is Like Expecting A Prostitute To Keep Her Virginity â
â No Amount Of Logic, Can Un-cloud Those Devout â
â Emotional Security, Comes With Maturity â
â Have You Earned Your Food Today, Have You Burned Your Food Today â
â Time Isnât Constant, The Older You Get, The Faster It Goes â
â Iâm The First One To Give Advise, And The Last One To Take It â
â You Can Have Anything, You Donât Want â
â Without Problems, There Are No Resolutions â
â Inflation Is The Product, Of An Unproductive Workforce â
â No Amount Of Money Can Mend A Damaged Reputation â
â Beware Of Counterproductive Rationalization â
â Itâs June, In Mosquito Lagoon, And Thereâs No Mosquitoes â
â You Donât Have To Be Fat To Be Lazy, But Youâve Got To Be Lazy To Be Fat â
â Nature Works On Logic, Humans Work On Emotion â
â Western Man, Wants So Much, To Do So Little â
â War Is A Business â
â To Think That Your Religion, Is The Only Right One, Would Be Ludicrous â
â Hormones, And Emotions, Are Very Powerful Things â
â When You Domesticate A Species, One Must Institute Selective Breeding, Or Highly Unsuitable Results, Will Eventually Occur, Humans are No Exception â
â You Only See, What You Want To See â
â Sloth, Is Inherent To Domestication â
â Trying To Live Life, Without A Crutch Like Religion, Is A Very Difficult Task â
â Poor Humans⦠Governed By Morality Instead Of Logic â
â One Of The Most Important Things In Life, Is To Do What You Say Your Going To Do, When You Say Your Going To Do It â
â Thereâs Two Things You Can Lose, And Never Know The Difference, Your Mind, And Your Life â
â Empathy, Or Apathy, That Is The Question â
â Happiness, Is Relative â
â Obesity, Is Proof Of Sloth â
â Forgive, Lest Ye Be Un-forgivenâ
â Everyone Wants To Be Friends, With A Good Listenerâ
â They Let Just Anybody Make Babies, And then They Letâem Vote â
Edward Vaile, My work
tiny.ag/cs98mubw · submitted 2011 by venncan
Things are never the way they should be, they are only the way they are.
tiny.ag/ojgpldas · submitted 2011
Rats live on no evil star
tiny.ag/jv3nliep · submitted 2011
Deliver no evil live on reviled
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