Aphorism of the Day
This is an archive of every Aphorim of the Day since 2012.
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1762–1771 (1844)
2014-03-30
tiny.ag/c4bqu3ci · submitted 1997
To be matter of fact about the world is to blunder into fantasy -- and dull fantasy at that, as the real world is strange and wonderful.
2012-08-17
tiny.ag/f4ckcyx8 · submitted 1997
If you never change your mind, why have one?
2012-07-30
tiny.ag/kjm5ugma · submitted 1997
Change occurs in direct proportion to dissatisfaction, but dissatisfaction never changes.
2012-07-25
tiny.ag/airwcz94 · submitted 1997
A book is a mirror; if an ass peers into it, you can't expect an apostle to look out.
G. C. Lichtenberg, in Art and Literature and Wisdom and Ignorance
2012-07-16
tiny.ag/9exdprka · submitted 1997
I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today.
2012-07-15
tiny.ag/rb8m34k9 · submitted 1999
All warfare is based on deception.
Sun Tzu, The Art Of War, in War and Peace
2012-07-04
2012-06-06
tiny.ag/ptfjij1z · submitted 1997
Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
2012-06-03
tiny.ag/vz7rfskt · submitted 1997
Wine is bottled poetry.
2012-05-24
tiny.ag/eh4xjmzt · submitted 1997
Love thy neighbor as thyself, but choose your neighborhood.
1762–1771 (1844)