Aphorism of the Day
This is an archive of every Aphorim of the Day since 2012.
Every single day, a very sophisticated computer running state of the art software carefully picks an aphorism from the collection and sends it out to all the nice people who have subscribed to the Aphorism of the Day. If you want to be one of these nice people, create a user profile and start a subscription.
1710–1719 (1815)
2014-03-26
tiny.ag/v2eioua3 · submitted 1997
History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
2012-08-17
tiny.ag/f4ckcyx8 · submitted 1997
If you never change your mind, why have one?
2012-07-30
tiny.ag/kjm5ugma · submitted 1997
Change occurs in direct proportion to dissatisfaction, but dissatisfaction never changes.
2012-07-26
tiny.ag/nz2qcagl · submitted 1997
Cheer up! Things are getting worse at a slower rate.
2012-07-25
tiny.ag/airwcz94 · submitted 1997
A book is a mirror; if an ass peers into it, you can't expect an apostle to look out.
G. C. Lichtenberg, in Art and Literature and Wisdom and Ignorance
2012-07-16
tiny.ag/9exdprka · submitted 1997
I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today.
2012-07-15
tiny.ag/rb8m34k9 · submitted 1999
All warfare is based on deception.
Sun Tzu, The Art Of War, in War and Peace
2012-07-05
tiny.ag/ipnqtb0n · submitted 1997
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot dog stands on the moon.
Unknown, in Men and Women
2012-07-04
2012-06-11
tiny.ag/26gdqtzf · submitted 1997
If you don't believe in something, you'll fall for anything.
1710–1719 (1815)