Aphorism of the Day
This is an archive of every Aphorim of the Day since 2012.
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1642–1651 (1833)
2016-05-28
tiny.ag/jaishdmt · submitted 1997
War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
2016-05-27
tiny.ag/ifmh7qzv · submitted 1997
Everything you do or say is public relations.
2016-05-26
tiny.ag/htpbx3e8 · submitted 1997
A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
2016-05-25
tiny.ag/fed8pqej · submitted 1997 by David Epstein
Disorder increases with time because we measure time in the direction in which disorder increases.
2016-05-24
tiny.ag/hgomu6th · submitted 1997
The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.
William Shakespeare, Henry VI, in Law and Politics
2016-05-10
tiny.ag/3klonk4i · submitted 1997
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
2016-05-08
tiny.ag/axfjdopk · submitted 1997
First rule of Economics 101: our desires are insatiable. Second rule: we can stomach only three Big Macs at a time.
2016-04-28
tiny.ag/kgx6jecr · submitted 1997
Jesus died for your sins. Make it worth his time.
2016-04-23
tiny.ag/yuvqmpjc · submitted 1997
Men make history, and not the other way around. In periods where there is no leadership, society stands still. Progress occurs when courageous, skillful leaders seize the opportunity to change things for the better.
2016-04-20
tiny.ag/0fbye8uj · submitted 1997
Beat your own and others will fear you.
Unknown, (Russian proverb), in Altruism and Cynicism
1642–1651 (1833)