Aphorism of the Day
This is an archive of every Aphorim of the Day since 2012.
Every single day, a very sophisticated computer running state of the art software carefully picks an aphorism from the collection and sends it out to all the nice people who have subscribed to the Aphorism of the Day. If you want to be one of these nice people, create a user profile and start a subscription.
1542–1551 (1808)
2016-11-15
tiny.ag/1make2qd · ★★☆☆ Fair (777 ratings) · submitted 1997
2016-11-13
tiny.ag/atei0hjc · ★★☆☆ Fair (892 ratings) · submitted 1997
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get to work.
2016-11-12
tiny.ag/7ulsmjob · ★★☆☆ Fair (500 ratings) · submitted 1997
I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
2016-11-11
tiny.ag/apirm627 · ★★☆☆ Fair (60 ratings) · submitted 1997
You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
2016-11-10
tiny.ag/oxoy2gsu · ★★☆☆ Fair (480 ratings) · submitted 1997
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
2016-11-06
tiny.ag/6rk1jdhd · ★★☆☆ Fair (106 ratings) · submitted 1997
He who wonders discovers that this in itself is wonder.
2016-11-04
tiny.ag/1kbmhsw6 · ★★☆☆ Fair (707 ratings) · submitted 1997
In politics people work hard to get a job and do little after they get it.
Unknown, (from Politicians and Other Scoundrels by Ferdinand Lundberg), in Law and Politics
2016-10-30
tiny.ag/5sv6lujm · ★★☆☆ Fair (154 ratings) · submitted 1998
Every nation has the government it deserves.
2016-10-28
tiny.ag/jhu7bauz · ★★☆☆ Fair (959 ratings) · submitted 1999 by S. Gilmary Beagle
Misery is optional.
2016-10-13
tiny.ag/5vltvcdk · ★★☆☆ Fair (14 ratings) · submitted 1997
Every successful person has had failures but repeated failure is no guarantee of eventual success.
1542–1551 (1808)