Aphorism of the Day
This is an archive of every Aphorim of the Day since 2012.
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1375–1384 (1833)
2019-05-23
tiny.ag/pe3wjdh9 · submitted 1997
Jenkinson's Law: It won't work.
2019-05-21
tiny.ag/k6uogmqd · submitted 1997
For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
2019-05-19
tiny.ag/9rg2w8nc · submitted 1997
In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point.
2019-05-15
tiny.ag/0tuizhv2 · submitted 1997
Sometimes you gotta create what you want to be a part of.
2019-05-13
tiny.ag/o2nztemh · submitted 1997
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
2019-05-10
tiny.ag/owyunzte · submitted 1997
When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite.
Winston Churchill, (on formal declarations of war), in War and Peace
2019-05-04
tiny.ag/ubdtlbzz · submitted 1999 by Glenn Troester
When you're angry, take a deep breath and count to ten. When you're really angry, swear.
2019-05-03
tiny.ag/ojpztwu9 · submitted 1997
Born a saint, die a sinner -- born a sinner, die a saint.
2019-04-30
tiny.ag/np6qfeud · submitted 1997
Everything we really need to know we learned in kindergarten.
Robert Fulghum, All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten, in Wisdom and Ignorance
2019-04-28
tiny.ag/jw1vdna4 · submitted 1997
If Jesus Christ were to come today, people would not crucify him. They would ask him to dinner, hear what he had to say, and make fun of it.
1375–1384 (1833)