Aphorisms Attributed to This Aphorist
Desperation is like stealing from the mafia: you stand a good chance of attracting the wrong attention.
First rule of Economics 101: our desires are insatiable. Second rule: we can stomach only three Big Macs at a time.
Happiness in the present is only shattered by comparison with the past.
If it looks like shit, smells like shit, mail it to your enemy -- he'll know what to do with it.
If the destination is heaven, why do we scramble to be first in line for hell?
If wishes were fishes we'd all be throwing nets. If wishes were horses we'd all ride.
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there.
If you love something, turn it loose. If it doesn't come back, kill it!
It's not a question of happiness, it's a requirement. Consider the alternative.
Life is good when we think it's good. Life is bad when we don't think.