Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
4921–4940 (5677)
tiny.ag/pc9eozmr · submitted 2003
I love Sushi, when it's cooked well!
Jim Knowles, It's a dirty world: pasteurize!
tiny.ag/cije2zra · submitted 2003
I said live it or live with it!
Firesign Theatre, do things or live with things others do
tiny.ag/fglxselk · submitted 2003
You must never confuse faith that you will prevail in the end—which you can never afford to lose—with the discipline to confront the most brutal facts of your current reality, whatever they might be.
Admiral Stockdale, Vietnam POW & Perot VP Candidate
tiny.ag/do5cwgvr · submitted 2003
One must first learn the rules to be able to break them
tiny.ag/vzp7yoiz · submitted 2003
Sometimes when you win you lose and sometimes when you lose you win
tiny.ag/txamvn6k · submitted 2003
feel the pain, love the pain, want the pain, need the pain
tiny.ag/pxsnuo5t · submitted 2003
Life is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something.
William Goldman, from "The Princess Bride"
tiny.ag/zxyavhlk · submitted 2003
Damned are those who fear war more than they fear tyranny, who hate conflict more than they hate wickedness. They are the footstools of the Devil.
tiny.ag/pmglek83 · submitted 2003
There is such a thing as too much love for country.
Adam Allen, just a thought
tiny.ag/mygwosnp · submitted 2003
He who has a fool for a lawyer should defend himself.
Stan Smith, MAL-Aphorism
tiny.ag/d0xhtmg1 · submitted 2003
Democrats say -- "Give a man a fish." Republicans say -- "Teach a man to fish." Libertarians say -- "Go fish!"
tiny.ag/7vqpkjva · submitted 2003
"Teach a man to fish and you've fed him for a lifetime ... unless, of course, he doesn't like sushi -- then you also need to teach him how to cook."
tiny.ag/mrixbldj · submitted 2003
"An entrepreneur is someone that steals office supplies from home and brings them to work."
tiny.ag/9rfnqvg6 · submitted 2003
Remember, Those that are truly politically correct are usually assholes.
tiny.ag/kwmuze3d · submitted 2003
Providence is always on the side of the big battalion.
tiny.ag/szvafeub · submitted 2003
The difference between a good and great joke is the lack of political correctness.
tiny.ag/asxr7ben · submitted 2003
stand by your heart as your heart is what keeps you alive if that fails then it will not matter how much you loved or lost.
Eric Schiffhauer, I just caught myself saying this
tiny.ag/1hg2qzdn · submitted 2003
Why do they sterilize the needle before lethal injection?
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