Aphorisms Galore!

Submissions

These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

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tiny.ag/atuecmej  ·  submitted 2002

Always strive to make yourself a better person, because it is you who has to live with you every day til eternity.

michael adams

tiny.ag/4i12ehql  ·  submitted 2002

Power concedes nothing without a demand it never has and it never will.

Frederick Douglas

tiny.ag/zf9mwr2o  ·  submitted 2002

There is no shame in being ignorant, the real shame is in remaining that way.

michael adams

tiny.ag/w7h1upgo  ·  submitted 2002

During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.

George Orwell

tiny.ag/atv1dm8w  ·  submitted 2002

if these coincidences are coincidental, then why do they seem so contived?

Chris Carter, spoken by: fox mulder, x-flies

tiny.ag/qfhwicwt  ·  submitted 2002

"The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness."

James Galbraith

tiny.ag/ehx4yaag  ·  submitted 2002

A person will be called upon to account on judgment day for every permissible thing that they might have enjoyed but did not.

Jerusalem Talmud

tiny.ag/nvei74wq  ·  submitted 2002

In the final analysis, it is all between you and God; it was never between you and them anyway.

Mother Teresa of Calcutta

tiny.ag/ohf4kcb3  ·  submitted 2002

God knows how much you can take. Never give up! The tide will turn. A miracle will happen. There is no hopeless situation until you become a hopeless person.

Robert Schuller

tiny.ag/izpmw4oy  ·  submitted 2002

Ahh, the laser pointer. And to think it only took Man 10,000 years to invent a mechanism for herding cats.

RHJunior

tiny.ag/kbhvpnsk  ·  submitted 2002

When you say where you are, that's where you've been.
To see outside, you must look from within.

Rex Myer

tiny.ag/jiuczauq  ·  submitted 2002

"Amateurs talk about strategy, the pros talk about logistics."

Col. Ken Allard, Ret., NBC Military Analyst, 8/15/02

tiny.ag/reeuyctt  ·  submitted 2002

I've noticed that those people who proclaim a hatred for the existence of religion and the belief in God, generally don't seem to like people that much either....

RHJunior

tiny.ag/p2fbdeki  ·  submitted 2002

"The race may not always go to the swiftest, but that's the way to bet"

Damon Runyon

tiny.ag/bhlaiel7  ·  submitted 2002

Laughter is Mankind's way of baring its fangs.

Moliere

tiny.ag/vufl2icy  ·  submitted 2002

Proud? Yes I am proud, I must be proud
to see men not afraid of God, afraid of me!

Alexander Pope, from Dialectics

tiny.ag/qyzdisdx  ·  submitted 2002

Reason is, and ought to be, the servant of the passions.

David Hume, The Atheist, according to his friends

tiny.ag/qbsc7sid  ·  submitted 2002

...the Taxes are indeed very heavy... but we are taxed twice as much by our Idleness, three times as much by our Pride, and four times as much by our Folly.

Ben Franklin, The Autobiography and other writings

tiny.ag/poif0wqf  ·  submitted 2002

To a cost-benefit analyst, sex may look like a time-consuming, energy-swallowing waste of time.

Howard Bloom, from Global Brain

tiny.ag/i7lj4pth  ·  submitted 2002

The pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable. (an appraisal of the value of sex to humanity)

The Earl of Chesterfield

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