Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
4861–4880 (5847)
tiny.ag/fzwhwshm · submitted 2004
A specialist is a person who knows more and more about less and less until he knows everything about nothing.
tiny.ag/fyiqhadk · submitted 2004
Eat lots of good food, gain lots of bad weight.
tiny.ag/kvcp47ta · submitted 2004
Love is like a tattoo: once removed, always a scar.
tiny.ag/qw782ulp · submitted 2004
"YOU CAN LEARN MORE FROM YOUR ENEMIES
AND COMPETITORS THAN YOUR FRIENDS,
THEY WILL BE THE FIRST TO EXPOSE ALL
YOUR FLAWS AND SHORTCOMINGS.:
copyright 2004 joseph p.martino
JOSEPH P.MARTINO, international noted quote/poem author.
tiny.ag/zklgecu4 · submitted 2004
"MORE PEOPLE ARE IMPRISONED BY THE SELF IMPOSED LIMITATIONS OF THEIR
MIND THAN BY THE LIMITATIONS OF ANY PRISON CELL."
copyright 2004 joseph p.martino
JOSEPH P.MARTINO, international noted quote/poem author.
tiny.ag/vrixwjp7 · submitted 2004
A woman's appeal varies directly with the level of testosterone and alcohol in a man's blood.
tiny.ag/5pajbohs · submitted 2004
"life is a merry-go-round,
love is the brass ring."
copyright 2004 joseph p.martino
JOSEPH P.MARTINO, international noted quote/poem author.
tiny.ag/fmbvtdub · submitted 2004
"success may be the symphony in life's
sweet rhapsody,but,love is the conductor that orchestrates life's
every note."
copyright 2004 joseph p.martino
JOSEPH P.MARTINO, international noted quote/poem author.
tiny.ag/iqf2e678 · submitted 2004
Men are like semicolons--easily dismissed with periods.
Jean E. Ross, my own
tiny.ag/aqbviwjb · submitted 2004
Hemorrhoids heal better when people take their brains out of their butts.
Jean E. Ross, my own
tiny.ag/m3fw6qvz · submitted 2004
When boyfriends start talking about marriage -- girlfriends start looking for husbands.
Jean E. Ross, my original thought and experience
tiny.ag/otxsl5w6 · submitted 2004
Even daydreamers need a good nights sleep.
tiny.ag/w3ynpeud · submitted 2004
One bad nut, doesn't spoil them all.
Unknown, made up for class
tiny.ag/rmpgomyh · submitted 2004
Still no luck enlarging it?... Buy another telescope!
tiny.ag/hj45lvxu · submitted 2004
We are taught in the Church, "do not cast a stumblingblock before the weaker brethren." But there are some people who are determined to stumble if so much as a rose petal is strewn in their path.
tiny.ag/hrhmmolo · submitted 2004
If you're an atheist, why do you celebrate Christmas?
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