Submissions

One way to make sure you're not a self-absorbed person is to take an active interest in the lives of other people, for instance, by accusing them of being self-absorbed.

The Covert Comic, @ www.covertcomic.com

H.Jackson Brown Jr. said: 'Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language.'

... Obviously this guy never met an American.

The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, (But his book, get a job at CIA!!!)

A government that's big enough to give you everything you want, is a government that's big enough to give you even more.

The Covert Comic (John Alejandro King!), @ www.covertcomic.com

Albert Einstein said, 'Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.'

... Well, here's one mediocre mind that thinks we ought to give Einstein's ideas a fair hearing.

The Covert Comic, @ www.covertcomic.com

Is it possible for a Catholic chess player to win the game without taking the bishops?

Petigò

First came the one-wheel bycicle.
The one with two wheels was a great invention, as it saved many noses.

Petigò

If Dr. Moreau had owned a vacuum cleaner, he'd probably be alive today.

John A. King a.k.a. 'The Covert Comic', www.covertcomic.com

I read this quote by Aleister Crowley: "I do not want to have anything to do with a conventionally minded person any more than I want to eat canned salmon." Talk about a wake-up call: I was eating canned salmon when I read this.

John A. King a.k.a. 'The Covert Comic', www.covertcomic.com

I disagree that Voltaire wrote, 'I disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it,' but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

John A. King a.k.a. 'The Covert Comic', www.covertcomic.com

i thought i thought a thought that the thoughts that i was thinking.

Unknown

Every murderer is probably somebody's old friend.

Agatha Christie

There are three types of people in life. Those that make things happen, those that saw what happened and those that wondered what the hell happened.

Jim Bash

There are three types of people in life. Those that make things happen, those that saw what happened and those that wondered what the hell happened.

Jim Bash

We've got both kinds of music, Country and Western.

Unknown, Blues Brothers

A portrait is painted to a romantic ideal rather than a true depiction of the idiosincratic features of the person in question.

Rowan Atkins, As said by Baldrick in the Black Adder s

They say good things come to those that wait, but the things they get are the things left behind by the people who got there first.

Steve Tyler(I think)

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends under the couch.

Unknown

I read that knowledge is power, and right after that I bench pressed three hundred fifty pounds.

The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, From 'Who Killed The Covert Comic?'

I disagree that Voltaire wrote, 'I disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it,' but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
- After reading Evelyn Beatrice Hall

The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, From 'Who Killed The Covert Comic?'

I read a quote attributed to the Beatles. What did they do, speak it in unison?

The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, - From 'Who Killed The Covert Comic?'