Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/gm3fta9c · submitted 2004
The line that never failed:
"I'm lonely. I'm horney. I'm yours."
tiny.ag/msiroczj · submitted 2004
Now do you believe in rock and roll, can music save your mortal soul?
tiny.ag/xrp3fjgh · submitted 2004
By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.
Robert Frost, Fifty Voices of the 20th Century, Kelen
tiny.ag/g1bjklin · submitted 2004
Truth is a pathless land... destroyed by the highways.
tiny.ag/59h3jbh8 · submitted 2004
I read this quote by Aleister Crowley:
"I do not want to have anything to do with a conventionally minded person any more than I want to eat canned salmon."
Talk about a wake-up call: I was eating canned salmon when I read this.
John Alejandro King, A.K.A. The Covert Comic
tiny.ag/5zb2dc1i · submitted 2004
Cuz we find ourselfs in the same old place singin drunken lullabies.
Floggin Molly, Great band
tiny.ag/27rxt8xj · submitted 2004
The first half of your life is ruined by your parents, the second half is ruined by your kids.
tiny.ag/wffwledv · submitted 2004
You know why Rhythm & Blues (and by extension, Jazz, Hip-Hop, etc.) is the greatest music ever made? Not because it expresses the historic suffering of a downtrodden people and their dreams of a better life. No, the reason R&B is the greatest music ever made is that, on any given R&B record, they get some fresh, totally original sound because one of the musicians forgot to bring his instrument to the recording session, and they had to improvise with materials at hand.
Â… I mean, how the hell do you FORGET to bring your instrument to a recording session?! Only an R&B guy could do that.
The Covert Comic, www.covertcomic.com
tiny.ag/cwyqskrp · submitted 2004
Karl Marx said, "Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex."
I say: No way. Philosophy couldnÂ’t possibly be that much better than the real world.
John Alejandro King, www.covertcomic.com
tiny.ag/unia9xlj · submitted 2004
Whatever doesn't kill me makes me stronger.
Not lifting weights doesn't kill me.
Therefore, not lifting weights makes me stronger.
John Alejandro King, www.covertcomic.com
tiny.ag/ilnzeqre · submitted 2004
The educational system is the only industry where the employees grade the quality of their own work.
tiny.ag/wxtjeh7n · submitted 2004
When one person claims to be a hero and 250 of his former coworkers say he's an asshole, it's safe to say the 250 might have a point.
tiny.ag/w9sz7ntr · submitted 2004
"The same people who accused America of creating tyrants are now sputtering in bilious fury because she deposed one."
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