Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/lgl50tiw · submitted 2004
take it easy, and if it's easy, take it again
tiny.ag/qa13oeih · submitted 2004
If the color red can symbolize either love or evil and a human's blood is red, then what does that make the human capable of, love or evil?
Samantha Teague, project for English class
tiny.ag/6tpqyr7w · submitted 2004
I wonder how on earth a millipede can put on his underpants.
tiny.ag/rjhkqpl6 · submitted 2004
The most common last name in the world is Wong.
The most common first name in the world is Muhammad.
Is there even one guy somewhere named Muhammad Wong?
The Covert Comic, @ www.covertcomic.com
tiny.ag/bd3uf7st · submitted 2004
IÂ’ve proven I can succeed in the real world. Now, how do I get there?
The Covert Comic, @ www.covertcomic.com
tiny.ag/zroicgen · submitted 2004
Is there TV in heaven? My guess is that there is, and my guess is that it's even better than TV here on earth.
The Covert Comic, @ www.covertcomic.com
tiny.ag/0egno9xr · submitted 2004
One way to make sure you're not a self-absorbed person is to take an active interest in the lives of other people, for instance, by accusing them of being self-absorbed.
The Covert Comic, @ www.covertcomic.com
tiny.ag/dckfrjs7 · submitted 2004
H.Jackson Brown Jr. said: 'Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language.'
... Obviously this guy never met an American.
The Covert Comic @ www.covertcomic.com, (But his book, get a job at CIA!!!)
tiny.ag/e08aizcl · submitted 2004
A government that's big enough to give you everything you want, is a government that's big enough to give you even more.
The Covert Comic (John Alejandro King!), @ www.covertcomic.com
tiny.ag/ix4oebtc · submitted 2004
Albert Einstein said, 'Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.'
... Well, here's one mediocre mind that thinks we ought to give Einstein's ideas a fair hearing.
The Covert Comic, @ www.covertcomic.com
tiny.ag/1gbmrkzq · submitted 2004
Is it possible for a Catholic chess player to win the game without taking the bishops?
tiny.ag/mjkspsh0 · submitted 2004
First came the one-wheel bycicle.
The one with two wheels was a great invention, as it saved many noses.
tiny.ag/lzy9mrnm · submitted 2004
If Dr. Moreau had owned a vacuum cleaner, he'd probably be alive today.
John A. King a.k.a. 'The Covert Comic', www.covertcomic.com
tiny.ag/vhkkmxpn · submitted 2004
I read this quote by Aleister Crowley: "I do not want to have anything to do with a conventionally minded person any more than I want to eat canned salmon." Talk about a wake-up call: I was eating canned salmon when I read this.
John A. King a.k.a. 'The Covert Comic', www.covertcomic.com
tiny.ag/fcqx3m4c · submitted 2004
I disagree that Voltaire wrote, 'I disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it,' but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
John A. King a.k.a. 'The Covert Comic', www.covertcomic.com
tiny.ag/sevqqlbw · submitted 2004
i thought i thought a thought that the thoughts that i was thinking.
tiny.ag/pthki0vo · submitted 2004
Every murderer is probably somebody's old friend.
tiny.ag/zyvx9phi · submitted 2004
There are three types of people in life. Those that make things happen, those that saw what happened and those that wondered what the hell happened.
tiny.ag/ayityp5w · submitted 2004
There are three types of people in life. Those that make things happen, those that saw what happened and those that wondered what the hell happened.
tiny.ag/nft0dyqn · submitted 2004
We've got both kinds of music, Country and Western.
Unknown, Blues Brothers
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