Aphorisms Galore!

Submissions

These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

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tiny.ag/yb0x9fjs  ·  submitted 2007

We are all immortal; until we are not.

Ken Scarborough

tiny.ag/tvalsfxx  ·  submitted 2007

When action is imperative, contemplation is catestrophic.

Ken Scarborough

tiny.ag/rgetycuu  ·  submitted 2007

When hope flees, all else soon follows.

Ken Scarborough

tiny.ag/q0ywajpf  ·  submitted 2007

When you at last think you know a woman you find out you have known nothing at all...

Pasquale Lippiello

tiny.ag/ar4gviqw  ·  submitted 2007

Every major problem in the city is always a magnified expression of unresolved problems in the church.

Ed Silvoso, Prayer Evangelism - Amazon.com

tiny.ag/lqgk7ci8  ·  submitted 2007

Demons are like rats that have infested a house because they were drawn to the spiritual garbage inside

Ed Silvoso, Prayer Evangelism - Amazon.com

tiny.ag/qdnailpy  ·  submitted 2007

Time is a digestive

Domenico Cieri, www.geocities.com/domenicocieriestrada

tiny.ag/mlc3r74b  ·  submitted 2007

Perfection is what we want from others, but incompetence is usually what we get. Only God is good, so we must bear and accept it when others fail us.

William Ringer & Philip Godon, Chudley's Law - Land's End 06/06/06

tiny.ag/9jcitgni  ·  submitted 2007

Ignorance is a terrible thing, but to forget what God has done is worse.

William Ringer, an insight after reading scripture

tiny.ag/k0ly9lv3  ·  submitted 2006

I consider conversations with people to be mind exorcizes. But I don't want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. That's why I'm constantly either rolling my eyes or yawning.

Jarod Kintz, Taken from "E-mails from a Madman."

tiny.ag/s34bxt0f  ·  submitted 2006

Honesty may be the best policy, but not all situations call for a policy.

LexThePen a.k.a. Don E. Irwin, I write original epigrams & aphorisms

tiny.ag/1len9k64  ·  submitted 2006

It looks like the joke's on us, people. I just bought a Danish phrase book, and guess what 'Søren Kierkegaard' means?

John Alejandro King, 'The Covert Comic', www.covertcomic.com

tiny.ag/svaec3rv  ·  submitted 2006

It's true we're borrowing from future generations. But we're doing it to pay dead people, so it kind of evens out.

John Alejandro King, 'The Covert Comic', www.covertcomic.com

tiny.ag/ug0nvgmn  ·  submitted 2006

Better to be asked what drug you're on, than what drug you're off.

John Alejandro King, 'The Covert Comic', www.covertcomic.com

tiny.ag/axfmdye6  ·  submitted 2006

The only thing between us and our dreams is reality

Jake Green

tiny.ag/0povkzet  ·  submitted 2006

The little things people do for us often make us feel bigger than ever

Lord Greene

tiny.ag/9jsrxkns  ·  submitted 2006

Not all fact is false, but all fact is not true.

Jake Green

tiny.ag/deuwthlc  ·  submitted 2006

I think it would almost be worth getting put on trial, just to see what a jury of my peers looked like.

John Alejandro King ('The Covert Comic'), Real CIA Officer (www.covertcomic.com)

tiny.ag/zaso5mdr  ·  submitted 2006

When written in Mandarin, the word 'crisis' consists of two characters - one signifying danger, the other signifying Kung Pao chicken.

John Alejandro King ('The Covert Comic'), www.covertcomic.com

tiny.ag/7m32cut9  ·  submitted 2006

life could be a dream if only all my precious plans would come true

Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker, Cry-Baby 1990, 'Shaboom Shaboom'

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