Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/tym9obu0 · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
Sex is love's impatient companion.
tiny.ag/m23hanok · submitted 2010 by brittanijoi
when you go to school you're no fool
, in Success and Failure
tiny.ag/izet4jb1 · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
Love is bio-degradable; hate recycles itself.
tiny.ag/qa8hfdre · submitted 2010
Sarcasm is a joke with a side of slap-to-the-face.
, (C) Thomas Ashley, in Happiness and Misery and Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/jfoe3zdf · submitted 2010
Why is it that we know the most of the things we hate?
, (C) Thomas Ashley, in Love and Hate and Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/gxqrnfkj · submitted 2010
Sometimes, the best books don't have sequals.
, (C) Thomas Ashley, in Happiness and Misery and Wisdom and Ignorance
tiny.ag/6im8jn3x · submitted 2010 by lboggs
There is no opinion so ridiculous that at least one American does not hold it.
tiny.ag/9bzvppkf · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
Good dreams fleet; bad ones linger.
tiny.ag/9ksnxgde · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
The number of your enemies rises with the rise in the number of your friends.
tiny.ag/a0zhdlr5 · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
A fish knows the importance of water only when it is out of it.
tiny.ag/lkrt7ve5 · submitted 2010 by nothingprofound
Art is a picture of the spirit.
tiny.ag/uyzegkfr · submitted 2010 by nothingprofound
Appreciation, not possession, makes a thing ours.
tiny.ag/ywbbasrf · submitted 2010 by nothingprofound
Lies have always been easier to invent than reality.
Marty Rubin, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Altruism and Cynicism
tiny.ag/n8fpemdz · submitted 2010
"Congress is so strange.
A man gets up to speak and says nothing.
Nobody listens, then everybody disagrees."
tiny.ag/wpnnbyhr · submitted 2010 by AmusedMuse
I would've loved to... but I couldn't be bothered.
tiny.ag/61r4zibj · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
Of all appetizers, the most effective yet inexpensive are kisses. Each one serves two
tiny.ag/elmsofw1 · submitted 2010
You can lead a horse to water. But he won't drink it unless he thinks he led you to it.
Jeffrey Feldman, i made it up
tiny.ag/uzrpxer9 · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
I have a huge library that boasts of a large collection of the classics. I spend hours there everyday dusting and cleaning the shelves.
Dipak Sen Gupta, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Altruism and Cynicism
tiny.ag/32vyln1q · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
Darling, you are at your sexiest when you are dressed up like a Bedouin!
tiny.ag/qpn7img8 · submitted 2010 by jibandiya
No eraser can erase a mistake committed orally.
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