Aphorisms Galore!

Submissions

These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

2661–2680 (6457)

tiny.ag/iseyhlwj  ·  submitted 2011

Though who cannot do, teach.

, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/xvuh0bfr  ·  submitted 2011

Procrastinators unite, tomorrow.

, in Success and Failure

tiny.ag/aeothk0t  ·  submitted 2011

Life is too meaningful to die.

Kedar Joshi, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/sen7fpq0  ·  submitted 2011 by galan75

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges!

tiny.ag/dsuf4x5i  ·  submitted 2011 by galan75

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges!

tiny.ag/jjygi3os  ·  submitted 2011 by galan75

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges!

tiny.ag/nju6zllx  ·  submitted 2011 by galan75

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges!

tiny.ag/5djl1dr6  ·  submitted 2011 by Uncle Zane

If you came across a plan that looked like it could solve some of Mankind's largest problems, would you do anything? What if solving (or helping to solve) these problems required you to make large changes in your own life? ?

David Zane Fleisher, in Altruism and Cynicism and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/w0e2nrbc  ·  submitted 2011 by Uncle Zane

What do you think about some misguided Americans that still truly feel that our unilateral invasion of Iraq was the right thing to do?

David Zane Fleisher, On viewing the difference between right and wrong., in Law and Politics and Altruism and Cynicism

tiny.ag/3qmlowvv  ·  submitted 2011 by Uncle Zane

You cannot teach what you do not know. You cannot lead if you do not know how to follow.

David Zane Fleisher, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/dfswjsmo  ·  submitted 2011 by galan75

When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

, One of the daily aphorisms posted on my community college office door. These drew many students ... and other faculty .. into my office for discussions about ma

tiny.ag/92if5wy7  ·  submitted 2011 by That.Teenager

Life is a bitch, and Death is her sister-So don't fuck 'em and you might actually live long enough to get wise. I sure as hell ain't!

Kewon Crayton, A 13 year old's big 'ole half-assed book of Cynicisms, in Altruism and Cynicism and Life and Death

tiny.ag/ys8jsuv2  ·  submitted 2011 by jmbishop

War happens because my truth collides with yours

Joseph Bishop, Just my observation, in War and Peace

tiny.ag/enbiip1t  ·  submitted 2011

A lie is a lie. Just because the write it down and call it history does not mean it's true-History is written by winners.

Kewon Crayton, in Altruism and Cynicism and Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/dqmzbhhk  ·  submitted 2011

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late.

Benjamin Franklin, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/r5eclinp  ·  submitted 2011

Some People Have Never Been. Off their asses that is.

Yumigami, Fin., in Altruism and Cynicism and Science and Religion

tiny.ag/done3diw  ·  submitted 2011

Let it and it'll become a habit, quick.

Paul Trawitzki, from Certain Truths

tiny.ag/zauodhce  ·  submitted 2011 by NebbioloKid

The problem with trust
is that it is
untrustworthy.

NebbioloKid, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/najei4ny  ·  submitted 2011 by NebbioloKid

I'll vote Republican when
birds fly like pigs.

NebbioloKid, in Life and Death

tiny.ag/oigzazyy  ·  submitted 2011 by NebbioloKid

I only date girls who wax
Brazilian!

NebbioloKid, in Life and Death

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