Submissions

Join the Army: travel to exotic distant lands, meet exciting, unusual people and kill them.

Full Metal Jacket, in War and Peace

I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born.

Ronald Reagan, in Life and Death and Science and Religion

I wonder how the Romans managed to remember their phone number

M.A. Fiol

Opportunities pass fast as clouds.

Imam Ali, in Success and Failure and Work and Recreation

My parents asked me if i would jump off a bridge if my friends did. I told them if my friends were jumping off a bridge, it was probably my idea.

, in Wisdom and Ignorance

separating oneself from the world may be the best way to live, but its still fun to burn down a house.

cody larson

separating oneself from the world may be the best way to live, but its still fun to burn down a house.

cody larson

A man whom lives everyday trying to achieve more dies unfulfilled, but the man whom chooses to be happy to be alive will die happy and fulfilled.

cody larson, in Happiness and Misery and Wealth and Poverty

Life itself has no meaning we all could just vanish and the universe would move on, because of this we must make our own meaning in life.

cody larson, in Life and Death and Wisdom and Ignorance

Life itself has no meaning we all could just vanish and the universe would move on, because of this we must make our own meaning in life.

cody larson, in Life and Death and Wisdom and Ignorance

A man whom endures pain will gain great wisdom for it.

cody larson, in Happiness and Misery and Wisdom and Ignorance

The only thing worse than writer's block is blocking writers.

Lisa Wenn, in Wisdom and Ignorance

you know a joke is lame when you have to explane it

xD, in Success and Failure and Art and Literature

A broken heart still beats

!, in Love and Hate and Love and Hate

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Sarah Fears, SHE HATES EVERYONE, in Altruism and Cynicism

If you can't afford cancer you can't afford cigarettes.

Don Irwin, 1st conceived and handwritten 11/27/09, in Altruism and Cynicism and Health and Disease

If you can't afford cancer you can't afford cigarettes.

Don Irwin, 1st conceived and handwritten 11/27/09, in Altruism and Cynicism and Health and Disease

People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glass stones.

Caleb Johnson, in Love and Hate and War and Peace

god is great beer is good and people are crazy

fun

god is great beer is good and people are crazy

fun