Submissions
These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.
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tiny.ag/vmexu60q · submitted 2011 by zveda1111
To close the budget deficit we need to tax 4 out of every 3 Americans.
tiny.ag/e42pyjly · submitted 2011 by zveda1111
Republicans and Democrats share one thing in common - our tax dollars.
tiny.ag/yptzazee · submitted 2011 by zveda1111
We have not been given eyes on the back of our heads so that we could learn to trust each other.
tiny.ag/frl08c3q · submitted 2011 by zveda1111
Dogs dont say what they know. Politicians do not know what they say.
tiny.ag/rkqvhg2u · submitted 2011 by zveda1111
When you are expected to exceed expectations, expect the unexpected.
tiny.ag/1eq6thnp · submitted 2011 by zveda1111
A relationship is an hourglass; sometimes, you have to turn it upside down to get it going again.
tiny.ag/cag7l0yf · submitted 2011 by zveda1111
The last person into an elevator is the first person out.
tiny.ag/n8msvcp9 · submitted 2011 by zveda1111
If you bump into a devil you do not know, quickly introduce yourself.
tiny.ag/fcybr6ki · submitted 2011 by zveda1111
A joke is a soap bar; it gets thinner with use.
tiny.ag/2bai67zs · submitted 2011 by zveda1111
Small actions beat big intentions.
tiny.ag/vuhibrtn · submitted 2011 by zveda1111
A choice is the only thing you kill by making it.
tiny.ag/wmil9ihb · submitted 2011 by zveda1111
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him how to fish and you create an environmental problem.
tiny.ag/cwxtzopd · submitted 2011 by zveda1111
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, the firewood is yours for the taking.
tiny.ag/p0cmkztp · submitted 2011 by zveda1111
We live for moments to die for.
tiny.ag/xhlqva9k · submitted 2011 by tyler69659
life is short live to the fullist while u can
tiny.ag/umngq0iy · submitted 2011 by tyler69659
live whil you are young or dont live at all
tiny.ag/n5meufjq · submitted 2011 by wiseman69
Chili's has really good salsa?
tiny.ag/5idgfppl · submitted 2011
THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SCRATCHING YOUR BUM AND RIPPING THE SKIN OFF.
Unknown, HEARD THIS IN AUSTRALIA BUT CAN FIND NO REFERENCE. ANYONE?
tiny.ag/vdrbih3g · submitted 2011 by Rambro
If you can't stand the heat then stay out of the kitchen. Unless you are a woman. Go make me a sandwich
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