Aphorisms Galore!

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These aphorisms have been submitted by users but are not (yet) included in the official collection.

2061–2080 (6461)

tiny.ag/1uwruhde  ·  submitted 2014 by bogglemost

We agree to having emotions when we share them with others.

bogglemost, in Love and Hate and Men and Women

tiny.ag/f2usdlac  ·  submitted 2014 by bogglemost

Learning not to hate the things and people we oppose is like getting out of the shower on a cold day. its no fun, but if you don't you shrivel up like a prune.

bogglemost, in Vice and Virtue and Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/wfqworji  ·  submitted 2014 by bogglemost

for the human condition to be tragic, it had also to be magnificent.

bogglemost, in Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/vctrjhky  ·  submitted 2014 by bogglemost

gee, it doesn't look very ergonomic. "its not supposed to be, silly. that's why they use them for exorcisms."

bogglemost, in Science and Religion

tiny.ag/p5ygvrk9  ·  submitted 2014 by bogglemost

if you let 4 be 5 then 6 wants to be 7.

bogglemost

tiny.ag/rm8gxd0q  ·  submitted 2014 by bogglemost

mystery is far too mysterious to consist only of mystery.

bogglemost, in Wisdom and Ignorance

tiny.ag/m1wrun80  ·  submitted 2014 by homer_thomasian

Figure it out to figure out of it.

Homer Thomasian

tiny.ag/oucpimy1  ·  submitted 2014 by homer_thomasian

Telling it, was never ever selling it to itself. Sexing it was.

Homer Thomasian

tiny.ag/0yuq7wsd  ·  submitted 2014 by homer_thomasian

Existence absent consequence, is of no constitution at all.

Homer Thomasian

tiny.ag/0xnce8jq  ·  submitted 2014

The doing of anything would give you joy, if you would only accept it.

Author Unknown, in Happiness and Misery and Success and Failure

tiny.ag/lzkwh8um  ·  submitted 2014

"Let's repeal the Repeal of the Missouri Compromise; wait awhile and then repeal that." What then will we have?

john longanecker

Marshall McLuhan, in Law and Politics and Life and Death

tiny.ag/fjcy1xkt  ·  submitted 2014 by Indymike67

There is more to the truth than just the known facts.

Author Unknown, in Law and Politics and Love and Hate

tiny.ag/qebjp4ix  ·  submitted 2014 by speaker.of.the.mouse

"Our Culture is systematically killing us.
Suicide Genocide Particide Infanticide Matricide Fraticide Sororicide
Murder Execution Drugs and............AMERICAN TELEVISION PROGRAMMING

Author Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Life and Death

tiny.ag/gv6hp47m  ·  submitted 2014

Men make life possible; women make live worthwhile.

Unknown

tiny.ag/erbuhmru  ·  submitted 2014 by migwrist

Every workplace has that one asshole. If you can't identify them, it might be YOU.

Author Unknown, in Work and Recreation and Success and Failure

tiny.ag/vthjo2w6  ·  submitted 2014 by migwrist

Salespeople wake up every morning with an empty bucket. Their charge is to fill it up, every day. Support people wake up every morning with a full bucket. They have insufficient motivation to try and empty it.

Author Unknown, in Success and Failure and Work and Recreation

tiny.ag/8fc0cved  ·  submitted 2014 by WhenToQuit

If you must throw rocks do not aim for the tiger's face.

Marty Milner, in Life and Death and Success and Failure

tiny.ag/zxslbk2v  ·  submitted 2014 by greenpanther

It's not always just sunglasses and autographs.

Author Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Happiness and Misery

tiny.ag/tqdnxoiq  ·  submitted 2014 by greenpanther

You don't know how strong you can be until strong is the only option.

Author Unknown, in Happiness and Misery and Wealth and Poverty

tiny.ag/96wdpthr  ·  submitted 2014 by greenpanther

There is just another here.

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance and Happiness and Misery

2061–2080 (6461)