Aphorism of the Day
This is an archive of every Aphorim of the Day since 2012.
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1560–1569 (1815)
2016-11-04
tiny.ag/1kbmhsw6 · submitted 1997
In politics people work hard to get a job and do little after they get it.
Unknown, (from Politicians and Other Scoundrels by Ferdinand Lundberg), in Law and Politics
2016-10-30
tiny.ag/5sv6lujm · submitted 1998
Every nation has the government it deserves.
2016-10-28
tiny.ag/jhu7bauz · submitted 1999 by S. Gilmary Beagle
Misery is optional.
2016-10-13
tiny.ag/5vltvcdk · submitted 1997
Every successful person has had failures but repeated failure is no guarantee of eventual success.
2016-10-08
tiny.ag/h8gckidt · submitted 1997
Old age is the most unexpected of things that can happen to a man.
2016-10-07
tiny.ag/shbtdjjo · submitted 1997
The man who follows the crowd will usually get no further than the crowd. The man who walks alone is likely to find himself in places no one has ever been.
2016-10-06
tiny.ag/rv5rwqlp · submitted 1998
"Begin at the beginning," the King said gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop."
Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, in Wisdom and Ignorance
2016-10-05
tiny.ag/rcl3mcj0 · submitted 1997
If the wolf had ever come to our back door, he'd have had to bring a picnic lunch.
Bill Anderson, (from the song "Poor Folks"), in Wealth and Poverty
2016-09-23
tiny.ag/6dwsjbik · submitted 1998 by VWTransit
If you love God, burn the church.
2016-09-21
tiny.ag/o9rrnhjx · submitted 1997
Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner of the workshop.
1560–1569 (1815)