Aphorism of the Day
This is an archive of every Aphorim of the Day since 2012.
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1555–1564 (1833)
2017-07-31
tiny.ag/oljxzymd · submitted 1997
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
2017-07-30
tiny.ag/ck8ji3nm · submitted 1997
When you reach for the stars, you may not quite get one, but you won't come up with a handful of mud either.
2017-07-27
tiny.ag/pyo8tp7v · submitted 1997
Every solution breeds new problems.
2017-07-22
tiny.ag/mwkuerjp · submitted 1997
Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she had laid an asteroid.
2017-07-20
tiny.ag/konajjqe · submitted (updated 15:20)
Always remember your weapons system was made by the lowest bidder
Unknown, in War and Peace
2017-07-14
tiny.ag/zisvds6e · submitted 1997
Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence; it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines.
2017-07-08
tiny.ag/r1fscizb · submitted 1997
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
2017-07-05
tiny.ag/gwiaxqqe · submitted 1997
Nothing is more intolerable than to have to admit to yourself your own errors.
2017-07-02
tiny.ag/r8nedjty · submitted 1998
Waste not fresh tears over old griefs.
2017-06-28
tiny.ag/v1gy9mza · submitted 1997
It's like déjà vu all over again.
1555–1564 (1833)