Life and Death

The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.

Unknown, in Life and Death

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy.

Unknown, in Life and Death

The secret to life is that there is no secret.

Unknown, in Life and Death

To live a perfect life, you must ask nothing, give nothing, and expect nothing.

Unknown, in Happiness and Misery and Life and Death

Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.

Unknown, in Life and Death and Success and Failure

Born to be wild -- live to outgrow it.

Doug Horton, in Life and Death

Death is feared as birth is forgotten.

Doug Horton, in Life and Death

Death is the final wake-up call.

Doug Horton, in Life and Death

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery -- drive fast and join the scenery.

Doug Horton, in Life and Death

Growing old is not growing up.

Doug Horton, in Life and Death and Wisdom and Ignorance

Happiness in the present is only shattered by comparison with the past.

Doug Horton, in Life and Death

It's not a question of happiness, it's a requirement. Consider the alternative.

Doug Horton, in Life and Death

Life is good when we think it's good. Life is bad when we don't think.

Doug Horton, in Life and Death

Search for meaning, eat, sleep. Search for meaning, eat, sleep. Die, search for meaning, search for meaning, search for meaning.

Doug Horton, in Life and Death

Seeing the light is a choice, not seeing the light is no choice.

Doug Horton, in Life and Death

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today.

William Allen White, in Life and Death

Either those curtains go or I do.

Oscar Wilde, (last words), in Life and Death

Life is an unbroken succession of false situations.

Thornton Wilder, in Life and Death

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Earl Wilson, in Altruism and Cynicism and Life and Death

Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.

Paul Gauguin, in Life and Death