Unknown

Reach for the moon and if you miss at least you will land among the stars.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Resisting temptation is easier when you think you'll probably get another chance later on.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue

Revenge is sleeping with your enemy's wife. Sweet revenge is the realization that she's a lousy lay.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue

Rule of Defactualization: Information deteriorates upward through bureaucracies.

Unknown, in Law and Politics

Sanity is the playground for the unimaginative.

Unknown, in Health and Disease

Sex is what women have and men want.

Unknown, in Men and Women

Sharks mainly attack when your're wet.

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

She's the kind of woman you could fall madly in bed with.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

Silverman's Law: If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Small minds are the first to condemn great ideas.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

There are two sides to every divorce: yours and the shithead's.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

There are no errors in this book, except this one.

Unknown, in Science and Religion

There are people who make things happen, those who watch what happens, and those who wonder what happened.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

There are two kinds of people: those who work and those who take the credit. It's better to belong to the first group because there is less competition.

Unknown, (Wilson on Home Improvement), in Work and Recreation

There are two reasons for doing something: a really good reason and the real reason.

Unknown, in Altruism and Cynicism

There are two types of people: those who divide people into two types, and those who don't.

Unknown, in Science and Religion

Time is God's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

Unknown, in Science and Religion

There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.

Unknown, in Love and Hate

There are a lot of ways to become a failure, but never taking a chance is the most successful.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

There are two types of dirt: the dark kind, which is attracted to light objects, and the light kind, which is attracted to dark objects.

Unknown, in Success and Failure