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Ducharm's Axiom: If you view your problem closely enough you will recognize yourself as part of the problem.

Unknown, in Life and Death and Success and Failure

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

Draft beer, not people.

Unknown, in War and Peace

Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Don't tell any big lies today. Small ones can be just as effective.

Unknown, in Altruism and Cynicism

Don't do whatever you like -- like whatever you do.

Unknown, in Happiness and Misery and Work and Recreation

Don't die until you're dead.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Do not believe in miracles -- rely on them.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue

Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.

Unknown, in Law and Politics

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down.

Unknown, in Life and Death and Work and Recreation

Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Death and taxes may always be with us, but death at least doesn't get any worse.

Unknown, in Life and Death

Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.

Unknown, in Life and Death

An error is not a mistake until you refuse to correct it.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

An authority is a person who can tell you more about something than you really care to know.

Unknown, in Science and Religion

Always remember your weapons system was made by the lowest bidder

Unknown, in War and Peace

All this wheeling and dealing around, why, it isn't for money, it's for fun. Money's just the way we keep score.

Unknown, in Wealth and Poverty

All the way to heaven is heaven.

Unknown, in Vice and Virtue