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Silverman's Law: If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.

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She's the kind of woman you could fall madly in bed with.

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Sharks mainly attack when your're wet.

Unknown, in Wisdom and Ignorance

Sex is what women have and men want.

Unknown, in Men and Women

Sanity is the playground for the unimaginative.

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Rule of Defactualization: Information deteriorates upward through bureaucracies.

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Revenge is sleeping with your enemy's wife. Sweet revenge is the realization that she's a lousy lay.

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Resisting temptation is easier when you think you'll probably get another chance later on.

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Reach for the moon and if you miss at least you will land among the stars.

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Nothing is difficult to those who have the will.

Unknown, (motto of the Dutch Poet's Society), in Success and Failure

Official Project Stages: (1) Uncritical Acceptance. (2) Wild Enthusiasm. (3) Dejected Disillusionment. (4) Total Confusion. (5) Search for the Guilty. (6) Punishment of the Innocent. (7) Promotion of the Non-participants.

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Ogden's Law: The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.

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Oliver's Law: Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

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Once you've accumulated sufficient knowledge to get by, you're too old to remember it.

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Politics is a rotten egg; if broken, it stinks.

Unknown, (Russian proverb), in Law and Politics

People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.

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Perfection is only achieved on the point of collapse.

Unknown, (from Bjarne Stroustrup's book on C++), in Success and Failure

Please excuse the length of this letter; I do not have time to be brief.

Unknown, (attributed to G. B. Shaw, Bertrand Russell, and Blaise Pascal), in Work and Recreation

Policy is a guide to the wise and a rule to the fool.

Unknown, (expression used in the Royal Canadian Mounted Police), in Wisdom and Ignorance

Politics makes strange bedfellows stranger.

Unknown, (from Politicians and Other Scoundrels by Ferdinand Lundberg), in Law and Politics