Success and Failure

If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.

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Experience is the worst teacher. It always gives the test first and the instruction afterwards.

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Everything you do or say is public relations.

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Finagle's Fourth Law: Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse.

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God wisely designed the human body so that we can neither pat our own backs nor kick ourselves too easily.

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Happiness isn't getting what you want, it's wanting what you've got.

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I'd rather be rich than stupid.

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I wish I were what I was when I wanted to be what I am now.

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Hoare's Law of Large Problems: Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get out.

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After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed.

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A ship doesn't travel far in a calm sea.

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A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

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A well adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous.

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A winner never quits -- a quitter never wins.

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After all is said and done, a lot more is usually said than done.

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After an instrument has been assembled, extra components will be found on the bench.

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Any time you think you have influence, try ordering around someone else's dog.

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Any small object that is accidentally dropped will hide under a larger object.

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Any time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.

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Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner of the workshop.

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