Success and Failure

Any time you think you have influence, try ordering around someone else's dog.

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A ship doesn't travel far in a calm sea.

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A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

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A well adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous.

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A winner never quits -- a quitter never wins.

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After all is said and done, a lot more is usually said than done.

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After an instrument has been assembled, extra components will be found on the bench.

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After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed.

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All I ask of life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.

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All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

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An error is not a mistake until you refuse to correct it.

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Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner of the workshop.

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Any small object that is accidentally dropped will hide under a larger object.

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Any time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.

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Cox's Philosophy: Life's a bitch, and then you die.

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Bradley's Bromide: If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.

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By doing just a little every day, you can gradually let the task completely overwhelm you.

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Cheer up! Things are getting worse at a slower rate.

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Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.

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DeVries' Dilemma: If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don't want hits the paper.

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