Success and Failure

Build a better mousetrap, and the world will beat a path to your door.

Ralph Waldo Emerson, in Success and Failure

Wethern's Law: Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.

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Watch for big problems; they disguise big opportunities.

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Weiler's Law: Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.

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When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.

Unknown, in Success and Failure

While anyone can admit to themselves they were wrong, the true test is admission to someone else.

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You are not what you think you are, you are not what they think you are, but you could be what you think they think you are.

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You can't carve your way to success without cutting remarks.

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You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.

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You cannot discover new oceans unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.

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You should emulate your heroes, but don't carry it too far. Especially if they are dead.

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If there is a wrong way to do something, then someone will do it.

Edward A. Murphy, Jr., in Success and Failure

Murphy's Law: If anything can go wrong, it will.

Edward A. Murphy, Jr., in Success and Failure

You're a genius if you fly a kite during a thunderstorm, and discover that lightning is electricity -- but you're an idiot if you fly a kite during a thunderstorm, and discover that lightning can kill you.

Unknown, (from Mad Magazine), in Success and Failure

You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.

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If the odds are a million to one against something occurring, chances are 50-50 it will.

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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

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If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

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If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

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