Aphorism of the Day
This is an archive of every Aphorim of the Day since 2012.
Every single day, a very sophisticated computer running state of the art software carefully picks an aphorism from the collection and sends it out to all the nice people who have subscribed to the Aphorism of the Day. If you want to be one of these nice people, create a user profile and start a subscription.
1–10 (1852)
2026-07-29
tiny.ag/cwprmiyl · submitted 1997
As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.
2026-07-28
tiny.ag/pxnbu4ey · submitted 1997
A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
2026-07-27
tiny.ag/wk0s75et · submitted 1997
There are moments when everything goes well, but don't be frightened, it won't last.
2026-07-26
tiny.ag/ymof9a0l · submitted 1997
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
2026-07-25
tiny.ag/xhom8dbn · submitted 1997
Only those who do not expect anything are never disappointed. Only those who never try, never fail.
2026-07-24
tiny.ag/3jhfa42n · submitted 1997
A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
2026-07-23
tiny.ag/pjkyl6oi · submitted 1997
An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.
2026-07-22
tiny.ag/t2fxueny · submitted 1997
Honor isn't about making the right choices. It's about dealing with the consequences.
2026-07-21
tiny.ag/npf5ywfi · submitted 1997
He that would perfect his work must first sharpen his tools.
2026-07-20
tiny.ag/t9jmvbpa · submitted 1997
A witty saying proves nothing.
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