Aphorism of the Day
This is an archive of every Aphorim of the Day since 2012.
Every single day, a very sophisticated computer running state of the art software carefully picks an aphorism from the collection and sends it out to all the nice people who have subscribed to the Aphorism of the Day. If you want to be one of these nice people, create a user profile and start a subscription.
1–10 (1820)
2025-01-05
tiny.ag/yespcqa6 · submitted 1997
No pressure, no diamonds.
2025-01-04
tiny.ag/rqul7ovr · submitted 1997
A home is not a mere transient shelter: its essence lies in the personalities of the people who live in it.
2025-01-03
tiny.ag/hudckmys · submitted 1997
If time be of all things most precious, wasting time must be the greatest prodigality, since lost time is never found again; and what we call time enough always proves little enough.
2025-01-02
tiny.ag/xuteqz61 · submitted 1997
Always do right -- this will gratify some and astonish the rest.
2025-01-01
tiny.ag/qhswaupg · submitted 1999 by Glenn Troester
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
2024-12-31
tiny.ag/sxvbnrzm · submitted 1997
Sex without love is an empty gesture. But as empty gestures go, it is one of the best.
Woody Allen, Love and Death, in Love and Hate
2024-12-30
tiny.ag/a05b6vef · submitted 1997
Applause is the spur of noble minds, the end and aim of weak ones.
2024-12-29
tiny.ag/4rllto8y · submitted 1999 by Felton Davis, Jr.
If half the lawyers would become plumbers, two of man's biggest problems would be solved.
Felton Davis, Jr., "Reflections on the Lake," published in The Gainesville Times (GA), in Law and Politics
2024-12-28
tiny.ag/d0mhaxyw · submitted 1997
Time is God's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
2024-12-27
tiny.ag/satycnrw · submitted 1997
Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funeral.
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